kiwi beta
male, teenager
male, teenager
friend told me to check steam and search for half-life… we’re so back
guys im watching the game awards and i think the number 3 showed up earlier… this has to be a sign
Special thanks to:
- @toaks and @adventuremase for originally playing PEAK with me on 11.23.25
- toaks for having the idea to take a screenshot of our game and share it with the @wastedonion, before that plan gradually evolved into the pseudo-social experiment that just happened
- toaks for writing the updates shared to the @president account this past week. he wrote them all in the same night (!!)
- late for being in on this joke long before anyone else and responding to your comments/complaints, allowing us to stay in character
- chaideluxe for also being in on this joke long before anyone else (he's not on wasteof but still deserves a shoutout)
- everyone who watched free birds this thanksgiving
- @-gr for putting up with my playing dumb when he asked if i was dead
- adventuremase for telling me this was actually toaks' idea, not his
- everyone who (begrudgingly) put up with this weeklong bit
p.s.: we meant jeffALO's island (canada)
Alright I’m breaking character for a second:
This whole island thing was written and intended to be published over the course of a week. We aren’t going to mess with that schedule, and the story will be over in three days.
But thanks to our lack of initial indication that we were going to pull a stunt, and our lack of indicating that said stunt had a definitive ending, I now see that this whole thing has come across as a weird never-ending attempt to stir up drama, or us dragging a joke into the ground until it’s not funny any more, or maybe a combination of the two.
What I’m trying to say is, our bad. We should have set this up in such a way that wasn’t so… annoying for people not in on it.
Needless to say, as soon as this thing is over (which as a reminder will be on December 1), we’ll be going back to normal and we’ll never speak of this again.
Until then, maybe send us a helicopter.
today is the 20th anniversary of the xbox 360
although i’ve long since moved onto pc, i have a lot of fond memories with the 360, it and the wii are the first two real consoles i remember using!
it’s a real shame xbox took all the wrong notes from their success and were subsequently remembered as the dying brand in third place with no exclusives, but for a few cool years they really were on top of gaming
so yeah, happy 20th anniversary to the console that got turned into the only megablock set i’ve ever genuinely considered getting
how many active users would you guys say wasteof has on an average day? my guess was always like 15-30 but maybe i’m under/overestimating
just a week ago i was watching one of their videos, their stuff was pretty funny to watch… well it was funny until yesterday anyways
we really can’t have nice things :(
God damnit. Apparently one of (if not THE) biggest Undertale/Deltarune content creators, Shayy, is apparently allegedly a groomer. There is a 260 page Google doc with 11 victim testimonies, with another 11 victims without a testimony.
WD-40
we talk a lot about enshittification nowadays, but what companies do you think have survived it? or at least haven't actively made their business worse? the ones I'd say off the top of my head without much thought are Costco, Casio and Crocs (accidental alliteration lol)
2009 twitter jumpscare
Interactive World History Atlas Since 3000 BC
http://geacron.com/home-en/
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45990934
