kiwi — 11/29/2025, 11:00:12 PM

Special thanks to:

- @toaks and @adventuremase for originally playing PEAK with me on 11.23.25

- toaks for having the idea to take a screenshot of our game and share it with the @wastedonion, before that plan gradually evolved into the pseudo-social experiment that just happened

- toaks for writing the updates shared to the @president account this past week. he wrote them all in the same night (!!)

- late for being in on this joke long before anyone else and responding to your comments/complaints, allowing us to stay in character

- chaideluxe for also being in on this joke long before anyone else (he's not on wasteof but still deserves a shoutout)

- everyone who watched free birds this thanksgiving

- @-gr for putting up with my playing dumb when he asked if i was dead

- adventuremase for telling me this was actually toaks' idea, not his

- everyone who (begrudgingly) put up with this weeklong bit

p.s.: we meant jeffALO's island (canada)

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-gr:

All will be revealed in due time.

12/2/2025, 3:32:06 AM
wastedonion:

Us here at The Wasted Onion congratulate you on surviving your near multiple death situation, albeit your survival has made it harder to sell papers since we can put “KIWI DEAD“ as a fucking massive headline.

11/30/2025, 11:23:32 AM