toaks verified

theglasspenguin — 12/19/2025, 5:29:00 AM

it still works!

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theglasspenguin — 12/14/2024, 7:57:49 AM

USELESS FACT: the wrapped feature on wasteof post explorer still works for 2024 - somewhat. you have to modify the url directly since the interface only goes up to 2023 (after which wasteof.plus and post explorer seems to have ceased active development). you can also go earlier - although if your account (or even the whole platform) didn't exist for the year you try, it won't work (explosion optional).

it isn't as fancy as past years reports, but it shows just enough numbers to count.

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auriali — 12/9/2025, 12:35:52 AM

pretty fun that no matter if paramount or netflix buys warner bros, it'll be guaranteed to make the entertainment industry somehow even worse and consolidated

salad — 12/4/2025, 3:15:42 AM

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dertermenter — 12/3/2025, 11:54:27 PM

Who agrees with Scratch Cat?

president — 11/29/2025, 4:18:00 PM

PRESIDENT KIWI RESURRECTED BY SERIAL KILLER; CONTINUES JOURNEY IN NAME OF CHARITY

Another snippet of news from the group of survivors: president @kiwi has been resurrected by the serial killer @adventuremase and is now dedicating his climb to charity. “Y’know, I didn’t plan on coming to this island, but the biomes here really, really suck. Which is why I’m dedicating this climb to the ‘DESTROY THE OZONE LAYER’ charity. If we can make this island go underwater, well, good riddance. What a hell hole. I’ve died twice here, which is a lot.” This reporter is glad to see @adventuremase lower his KD ratio with a revive. We received no news from @toaks, so we can only hope he got left behind during the climb.

kiwi — 11/28/2025, 9:24:21 PM

Alright I’m breaking character for a second:

This whole island thing was written and intended to be published over the course of a week. We aren’t going to mess with that schedule, and the story will be over in three days.

But thanks to our lack of initial indication that we were going to pull a stunt, and our lack of indicating that said stunt had a definitive ending, I now see that this whole thing has come across as a weird never-ending attempt to stir up drama, or us dragging a joke into the ground until it’s not funny any more, or maybe a combination of the two.

What I’m trying to say is, our bad. We should have set this up in such a way that wasn’t so… annoying for people not in on it.

Needless to say, as soon as this thing is over (which as a reminder will be on December 1), we’ll be going back to normal and we’ll never speak of this again.

Until then, maybe send us a helicopter.

president — 11/28/2025, 5:01:53 PM

PRESIDENT KIWI RESURRECTED; SUBSEQUENTLY ATTACKED BY TERRORIST AND KILLED AGAIN

Once again, we have received a small amount of news from the survivors currently on the deserted island. To our shock, this radio message was sent from the president @kiwi, who was suspected to be killed by @toaks only a few days ago. “Hi guys, it’s Kiwi here, I got resurrected a little bit ago and thought I would tell you so you don’t replace my position in government with someone unfit for it, like a serial killer or something idk.” His statement of his new health was quickly cut off by an unknown person. However, the radio message was accompanied by this picture. Though it is only speculation on this reporter’s part, it is clear that Toaks has killed Kiwi a second time.

president — 11/27/2025, 5:00:00 PM

ADVENTUREMASE ELECTED TEMPORARY PRESIDENT WHILE ADMINISTRATION GRAPPLES WITH THE FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF

Shortly after the news of the president’s death was delivered yesterday, the administration met to elect a replacement for the late and great president @kiwi. They made the tearful decision to appoint @adventuremase, who is currently stranded on a deserted island in a tropical part of the North Atlantic Ocean, as the president. The administration took the rest of the day off as they fought with the fact Kiwi will never come back. Adventuremase briefly radioed in a response to this news: “Can someone get them a box of tissues? Anywho, this is a tough role to carry, but I believe I can avenge Kiwi. I can’t believe that @toaks definitely, totally killed him. Toaks was shooting sleeping darts at me, so he must have committed many treasonous crimes while I was knocked out.” We can only hope the remainder of the climb proves too difficult for Toaks.

president — 11/26/2025, 5:00:01 PM

PRESIDENT KIWI “WHOOPSIES” OFF SHEER CLIFF FACE AND DIES

Early today, we received a second radio message from the survivors of the presidential plane crash. It contains grim news. According to the professional killer @adventuremase, our great president @kiwi “had a little whoopsie-daisy and just so happened to fall hundreds of feet down a cliff. We didn’t confirm he died but I mean c’mon.” Now, this reporter usually does not give opinions on matters such as these. However, I believe the implications of this are obvious: @toaks killed the president.