PRESIDENT KIWI RESURRECTED BY SERIAL KILLER; CONTINUES JOURNEY IN NAME OF CHARITY
Another snippet of news from the group of survivors: president @kiwi has been resurrected by the serial killer @adventuremase and is now dedicating his climb to charity. “Y’know, I didn’t plan on coming to this island, but the biomes here really, really suck. Which is why I’m dedicating this climb to the ‘DESTROY THE OZONE LAYER’ charity. If we can make this island go underwater, well, good riddance. What a hell hole. I’ve died twice here, which is a lot.” This reporter is glad to see @adventuremase lower his KD ratio with a revive. We received no news from @toaks, so we can only hope he got left behind during the climb.
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