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salad — 3/2/2026, 9:18:14 PM

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wahsp — 2/25/2026, 11:20:30 AM

I like how jeffalo doesn't realize that all his followers are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me repost this on my other accounts

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og — 2/23/2026, 11:08:36 AM

congrats on 1k followers @jeffalo

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salad — 3/2/2026, 5:19:05 AM

dude who tf is @semen and why are THEY the one delivering my breaking news

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semen — 3/2/2026, 3:43:22 AM

BIG BREAKING NEWS,

Trump says his potential candidates to lead Iran have been killed - ABC News

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salad — 2/27/2026, 12:35:50 PM

🥳🥳🥳🥳😁

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baby — 2/27/2026, 9:58:22 AM

Just got born! 🎉

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salad — 2/18/2026, 10:49:50 PM

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eris — 2/18/2026, 7:26:31 PM
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joshatticus — 2/17/2026, 12:12:30 AM

Fun fact: QR codes are 80% depleted and will run out around last year

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salad — 2/18/2026, 2:28:25 AM

@burrito are you really… you kjnow. cut?? @thrat just told me

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salad — 2/18/2026, 2:25:35 AM

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thrat — 2/18/2026, 2:24:30 AM

On this day, February 17, 2026, we, as the members of @jeffalo's new polycule humbly request a heart badge next to our names. We believe that since Jeffalo's other partner who is not in the polycule immediately got verified and hearted, that it is more than fair for us to at the very least get the heart badge. While we do dearly love Jeffalo, we need the heart badge to prove to the IRS that we are married for tax reasons. Thank you.

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salad — 2/18/2026, 2:24:30 AM

On this day, February 17, 2026, we, as the members of @jeffalo's new polycule humbly request a heart badge next to our names.

We believe that since Jeffalo's other partner who is not in the polycule immediately got verified and hearted, that it is more than fair for us to at the very least get the heart badge. While we do dearly love Jeffalo, we need the heart badge to prove to the IRS that we are married for tax reasons. Thank you.

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salad — 2/15/2026, 5:14:16 PM

You can’t deny proof, @jeffalo

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salad — 2/15/2026, 5:40:42 AM

Im proud to announce that me, @jeffalo, @copperfish, @-gge, and @devdav officially formed a polycule

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salad — 2/15/2026, 5:40:42 AM

Im proud to announce that me, @jeffalo, @copperfish, @-gge, and @devdav officially formed a polycule

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salad — 2/4/2026, 12:33:32 PM

hi

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wahsp — 2/4/2026, 11:35:32 AM

there are 34 states of matter now?

what are scientists thinking??

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engineerrunner — 2/4/2026, 7:02:18 AM

wasteof.money is legal in all 34 states

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salad — 2/2/2026, 5:08:25 PM

Why are you calling me that. I am not a Rat

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wahsp — 2/2/2026, 1:40:04 PM

what did that pennsylvania rat do

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salad — 2/1/2026, 2:39:59 AM
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7s3s — 2/1/2026, 2:38:26 AM

oops wrong account

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7s3s — 2/1/2026, 2:38:13 AM

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salad — 1/31/2026, 2:44:53 AM

@jdvance

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couch — 1/29/2026, 7:04:40 AM

i am epstein

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salad — 1/28/2026, 5:37:17 AM

do you have any idea of the amount of animal homicides you’d be responsible of

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skylar — 1/28/2026, 5:18:26 AM

someone prob already did this and idc but i want to make a tamagotchi like app but in order to keep your pet alive you have to not be on your phone

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salad — 1/27/2026, 12:12:05 AM

#FeelingBlessed #Blessed

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-gr — 1/26/2026, 11:39:26 PM

Y’all. #LifeUpdate. I’m boutta demolish a Chicken Caesar Salad. Hope everyone has a wonderful night.

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