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perrin — 7/20/2023, 1:21:09 AM

can’t wait for judge auriali to get her own tv show where she determines who’s at fault in a divorce or whether someone is or isn’t the father

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auriali — 7/19/2023, 7:14:36 PM

graphic design is my passion

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perrin — 7/16/2023, 3:20:15 PM

Nike, NBC, Apple, IBM pictogram, and Shell get the edge over FedEx imo but it’s easily S tier

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jeffalo — 7/15/2023, 10:27:30 PM

the fedex logo is by far the greatest logo ever designed

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perrin — 7/12/2023, 4:09:08 PM

What if we made the American Government do birth certificates for clams

perrin — 7/7/2023, 4:20:22 PM

fun fact the best way to prevent house fires is to leave a cardboard cutout of a hose in the front yard

perrin — 6/30/2023, 2:29:48 PM

Relistening to the album Cheers! by Jukebox the Ghost over and over, it’s definitely grown on me since my first listen and is easily JtG’s best album

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auriali — 6/29/2023, 11:32:42 PM

STOP! 🛑 TELL ME WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN LISTENING TOO RECENTLY! 🎶

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perrin — 6/27/2023, 8:15:25 PM

I can identify my 7 family members by the sound and speed of them walking down the stairs whilst my mom can’t remember how old any of her children are

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toaks — 6/27/2023, 3:03:14 AM

It's funny how my parents have to ask who is who with my siblings' voices but I know who my sister is by the way she brushes her teeth

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perrin — 6/22/2023, 2:49:04 PM

every time i see Elon Musk say something dumb i think “wow that’s gotta be the dumbest one yet” and then 2 weeks later he says something even dumber

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dertermenter — 6/21/2023, 5:04:10 PM

Elon Musk says terms like “cisgender”and “cis” are now considered “slurs” on Twitter and will not be tolerated.

Thoughts?

EDIT: Elon never said that you can't say the word. He said that repeated harassment would be banned. The only thing he said about the word cis is that it was considered a slur. You can still say many slurs on Twitter (such as the N word)

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perrin — 6/16/2023, 8:41:24 PM

It’s only considered “being nice” if you do it in the Nice region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling friendliness

perrin — 6/15/2023, 11:35:05 PM

If I had a nickel for every groundbreaking movie released in the last 14 months that featured a complex multiverse and heavily involved a bagel as a plot device, I’d have two nickels

perrin — 6/15/2023, 12:59:17 AM

i am sick today and tried to take a mucinex but for whatever reason it got caught in the back of my throat and i threw up in the kitchen sink

then i tried again and the exact same thing happened a second time 👍

perrin — 6/14/2023, 7:48:24 PM

i’ve been greeting people with ahoy for years for this exact reason

frick thomas edison

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jeffalo — 6/13/2023, 7:59:13 PM

we could’ve had ‘ahoy’ but we’re stuck with ‘hello’. 😞

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perrin — 6/10/2023, 3:04:01 AM

just watched shark tale for the first time and i can confirm that it is definitely one of the movies ever made

2.5/10, slightly worse than Storks (2016)

perrin — 6/6/2023, 9:30:14 PM

this is excellent but also consider the following: instead of a shark it’s an octopus and instead of a hug i put him on my head and gently wobble him

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allyz — 6/6/2023, 4:34:33 PM

when sad, hug the shark and you will not be sad

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perrin — 6/6/2023, 9:20:39 PM

bro’s tryna be the man who walked a thousand miles just to fall down at my door

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wahsp — 6/6/2023, 5:35:11 PM

I have now walked over 100 kilometers (64 miles), just a little over 200 to go!

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perrin — 5/31/2023, 10:31:32 PM

as opposed to 50 cooked bees, which are definitely a thing

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jeffalo — 5/31/2023, 7:43:10 PM

sometimes life feels like we’re getting stung by 50 raw bees simultaneously but we gotta just power through it

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