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perrin — 5/28/2023, 11:21:57 PM

[blimp]

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thenewcreators — 5/28/2023, 10:49:57 PM

Meet Blimp. Learn more about it on TNC Episode 15 coming soon with @perrin and @corn_bin.

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perrin — 5/28/2023, 2:17:26 PM

On a scale from Perrin Fertha to Perrin Aybara, I am definitely Perrin Grubb

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perrin — 5/28/2023, 3:33:15 AM

watching Andor for the first time and I’m a bit appalled that the only character in the entire Star Wars canon I share a name with is the jerky husband of the galaxy’s most efficient girlboss

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perrin — 5/28/2023, 3:33:15 AM

watching Andor for the first time and I’m a bit appalled that the only character in the entire Star Wars canon I share a name with is the jerky husband of the galaxy’s most efficient girlboss

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perrin — 5/28/2023, 3:28:23 AM

now would probably be a good time for the CDC to make “being a Celtics fan” a symptom of heart attack risk

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perrin — 5/21/2023, 10:55:49 PM
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thenewcreators — 5/21/2023, 10:54:47 PM

🛋️ COUCH OFFER

Ethan’s friend is offering you all a couch for free, however he cannot ship it nor will he offer anything more than a £1 for it. SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY!

If you’re confused, you can find out what happened during the latest TNC Live on the official TNC YouTube channel: https://youtu.be/0M2FiI0l9T8

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perrin — 5/13/2023, 8:17:54 PM

Furthermore, if I had a nickel for every animated movie adaption of a popular children’s franchise that featured the voice talents of both Chris Pratt and Charlie Day, I’d have two more nickels

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perrin — 5/13/2023, 8:16:04 PM

If I had a nickel for every movie I’ve seen in theaters over the last 40 days that featured both Chris Pratt and the song No Sleep ‘Til Brooklyn, I’d have two nickels

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perrin — 5/13/2023, 8:16:04 PM

If I had a nickel for every movie I’ve seen in theaters over the last 40 days that featured both Chris Pratt and the song No Sleep ‘Til Brooklyn, I’d have two nickels

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perrin — 5/11/2023, 5:10:16 PM

sleeping with the windows open is awesome until it suddenly drops to 37ºf at 5am with no warning, exacerbating both my seasonal allergies and the phlegm cough that’s leftover from having the flu 3 weeks ago

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burrito — 5/11/2023, 3:36:34 AM

Sleeping with your windows open is cool until a FAMILY OF 5 FREAKING FOXES moves into the backyard and they make weird noises all night while the dogs bark at it and sounds like an entire bus full of kindergartners is being mauled by a pack of Rottweilers outside my window at 3 in the morning

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perrin — 5/4/2023, 9:46:15 PM

update: my current roommate (who i don’t dislike we just aren’t really friends bc we never talk to each other) picked a random room and ended up picking the empty half of my suite

operation: rooming with the boys is kinda ruined bc i’m way too non-confrontational to ask him to pick a different room if he doesn’t mind doing so

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perrin — 4/24/2023, 6:11:29 PM

I picked out a dorm for next fall! 0:

i’ll be sharing a quad (two doubles connected by a shared bathroom) with two friends and getting my half all to myself

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perrin — 5/3/2023, 8:22:12 PM

yes and it’s called “songs that really need my biscuit” with a cursed image of the Pillsbury dough boy as the photo

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auriali — 5/3/2023, 7:54:36 PM

Does anyone else have a playlist on Spotify or another service that is kinda like a master playlist? Y’know, the one with basically every song you’ve ever enjoyed. Because I have one called “Music to fill the endlessly empty void in your stone cold putrid heart” that has 755 songs and is 52 hrs and 26 mins long that I put on shuffle at least once a day lmao.

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perrin — 5/3/2023, 8:20:38 PM

there needs to be a wasteof.money hall of fame for posts like these

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burrito — 5/3/2023, 10:57:38 AM

I just woke up from the most vivid dream that red lobster completely switched years and started selling PLANES. Exclusively aviation-related vehicles for the purpose of human consumption. You could just go in there and order a Cessna 172 or something and then they would give it to you and you could eat it. I remember when I woke up I legitimately hallucinated the feeling of hot air balloon basket in my mouth and the taste lingered for like 5 minutes.

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perrin — 4/29/2023, 9:08:57 PM

he got twitter blue on 6 different accounts 😔

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jeffalo — 4/28/2023, 2:42:29 PM

i just threw $48 into a (digital) fire. please send your condolences.

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perrin — 4/28/2023, 8:54:25 PM

upsides of spring: flowers, leaf, birds, end of seasonal depression, school gets out for the summer, warm weather, everything is basically perfect

downsides of spring: allergies and mosquito bites go brrrrr

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perrin — 4/24/2023, 11:06:06 PM

gimme the drake cheese combustion bc I can weaponize it + I already rarely listen to drake

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burrito — 4/24/2023, 10:17:28 PM

I swear every YouTube Shorts would you rather is like “would you rather have your left ring finger be covered in tarantulas for 12 hours on every second Tuesday of the month, or have every wheel of cheddar cheese within a 25 mile radius be set on fire whenever you listen to Drake's music?”

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perrin — 4/24/2023, 6:11:29 PM

I picked out a dorm for next fall! 0:

i’ll be sharing a quad (two doubles connected by a shared bathroom) with two friends and getting my half all to myself

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