there needs to be a wasteof.money hall of fame for posts like these
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I just woke up from the most vivid dream that red lobster completely switched years and started selling PLANES. Exclusively aviation-related vehicles for the purpose of human consumption. You could just go in there and order a Cessna 172 or something and then they would give it to you and you could eat it. I remember when I woke up I legitimately hallucinated the feeling of hot air balloon basket in my mouth and the taste lingered for like 5 minutes.