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perrin — 4/23/2023, 12:57:11 AM

what if jeffalo is short for Jeffrey Army Liaison Officer

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perrin — 4/21/2023, 2:22:09 AM

what if goofy was spelt ghoophy

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perrin — 4/20/2023, 5:34:55 PM

how did I not realize until today that you can crop images in google docs despite constantly using it for the last 4 years

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perrin — 4/18/2023, 2:18:08 AM

being sick fricking sucks i hate constantly shivering despite wearing three layers and having my mouth taste like expired oatmeal

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perrin — 4/14/2023, 5:04:21 PM

double hubris moment:

it’s been 90 degrees each of the last two days

weather exists purely to spite those who dare to observe it

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perrin — 4/9/2023, 12:30:49 AM

as soon as i post this i immediately get punished for my hubris

it’ll be 27 degrees (-3 celcius) during the easter sunrise service tomorrow morning

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perrin — 4/8/2023, 1:15:32 AM

spring is officially here in massachusetts :0

we have birds everywhere now and flower blossoms are starting to pop up

we’re getting temperatures in the upper 50s-mid60s pretty often, and it will hit 82 degrees next Friday (it never gets that hot this early)

there isn’t any pollen yet so my allergies aren’t bothering me so far

everything is good :)

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perrin — 4/10/2023, 12:05:47 PM

still disappointed that the bit me and @corn_bin did about covering Cambodia with a 1 meter-deep blanket of teeth never actually made it into an episode smh

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thenewcreators — 4/9/2023, 4:14:20 PM

TNC meticulously crafting the most random tangents imaginable that have nothing to do with the episode topics whatsoever:

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perrin — 4/9/2023, 11:21:28 PM

nothing refreshes the brain more than an accidental 3-hour nap that makes you forget where you live and what year it is upon waking

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perrin — 4/9/2023, 11:08:00 PM

why do people even feel compelled to made jerkish troll accounts like @shaftgoblin and @basedashell

what do you get out of spreading negativity and being mean to people for no reason

what makes posting mean comments so funny

please explain it to me i’m genuinely curious

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perrin — 4/9/2023, 12:30:49 AM

as soon as i post this i immediately get punished for my hubris

it’ll be 27 degrees (-3 celcius) during the easter sunrise service tomorrow morning

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perrin — 4/8/2023, 1:15:32 AM

spring is officially here in massachusetts :0

we have birds everywhere now and flower blossoms are starting to pop up

we’re getting temperatures in the upper 50s-mid60s pretty often, and it will hit 82 degrees next Friday (it never gets that hot this early)

there isn’t any pollen yet so my allergies aren’t bothering me so far

everything is good :)

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perrin — 4/8/2023, 1:15:32 AM

spring is officially here in massachusetts :0

we have birds everywhere now and flower blossoms are starting to pop up

we’re getting temperatures in the upper 50s-mid60s pretty often, and it will hit 82 degrees next Friday (it never gets that hot this early)

there isn’t any pollen yet so my allergies aren’t bothering me so far

everything is good :)

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perrin — 4/6/2023, 1:25:05 AM

Ronald Reagan sitting in hell waiting for heaven to trickle down to him rn

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perrin — 4/5/2023, 12:43:52 AM

lmao someone unfollowed me and knocked me back down to 68

honestly I respect the hustle

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perrin — 4/4/2023, 11:58:59 PM

on one hand it would be cool to have enough followers to be on the explore tab

on the other hand I am currently at 69 followers

therefore I implore any wasteof users who don’t currently follow me to perform one of the following actions:

a) do not follow me in order to keep me at 69 followers

b) follow me en masse and up that number to 420

anything in between is unacceptable

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perrin — 4/4/2023, 11:58:59 PM

on one hand it would be cool to have enough followers to be on the explore tab

on the other hand I am currently at 69 followers

therefore I implore any wasteof users who don’t currently follow me to perform one of the following actions:

a) do not follow me in order to keep me at 69 followers

b) follow me en masse and up that number to 420

anything in between is unacceptable

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perrin — 4/2/2023, 11:10:25 PM

based as hell, alcohol is gross

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allyz — 4/2/2023, 9:31:46 PM

if i had a dollar for every time i said no to people in my dorms offering me alcohol i think i’d be rich (don’t take up drinking even if it’s legal, kids)

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perrin — 3/29/2023, 4:05:19 AM

we have town names like this here in Massachusetts and it’s literally because we simply stole them from England

why we pick their town names to steal, i’ll never understand

have fun trying to pronounce worcester or leominster or haverill or scituate

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burrito — 3/29/2023, 2:53:53 AM

why is every English town named “new southwest worcesterwyckhamshirehampton-upon-the-balls” and pronounced like “woshampton”

there's like requirements you have to meet:

  1. be at least 8 different words or other place names stuck together

  2. have some weird phrase with dashes at the end

  3. dumb prefix

  4. be pronounced in two syllables even though the word is spelled with 75 letters

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