earthdevs could simply patch the gorilla out of existence

me

i think i might need to sit this fight out I’ve got twigs for arms

supercash:

that mentality will be our downfall

the only chance we’ve got is if we all rush it together

5/3/2025, 1:54:01 PM

jeffalo:

amen

5/4/2025, 6:29:56 AM

toaks:

If you have prep time I'm sure you could learn some basic martial arts

5/3/2025, 5:00:50 PM

esben:

you could learn professional slap boxing

5/3/2025, 5:09:00 PM

gorilla vs. 1 people:

Earthdevs would win

bwah:

Fr

5/3/2025, 2:36:36 PM

I could take a gorilla

me

gorilla

All active wasteof users might not win because most of them only know programming

bwah:

Fr 😭

5/2/2025, 8:28:09 PM

I have two big dogs + a disposable one and weapons to deal with him. I win 500%

esben:

wdym a disposable one 💀💀

5/3/2025, 10:11:33 PM

hank:

He smol and immortal.

5/4/2025, 2:28:34 AM

Me

Me

it’s too bad you said active, @rens2 would be useful. nonetheless, I think we can win since there’s like at least 30 of us

esben:

is rens2 a gorilla fighting expert or something

5/2/2025, 6:23:19 PM

luckythecat:

his pfp is a banana

5/2/2025, 6:23:56 PM

esben:

lmao

5/2/2025, 6:24:38 PM

To set solid rules:

All wasteof users who have posted/made comments every 2 week at least for the past 3 months

og:

do I count?

5/2/2025, 10:08:20 PM

esben:

I’d say so

5/2/2025, 10:23:49 PM

pufferfish101007:

oh good that means i don’t get drafted into the war! i look forward to being friends with a gorilla.

5/7/2025, 9:05:44 AM

1 gorilla tbh

esben:

nah we would win

5/2/2025, 6:10:47 PM

bwah:

No shot 💀

5/2/2025, 8:28:30 PM