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wahsp — 2/25/2026, 11:20:30 AM

I like how jeffalo doesn't realize that all his followers are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me repost this on my other accounts

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og — 2/23/2026, 11:08:36 AM

congrats on 1k followers @jeffalo

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androm3da — 2/6/2026, 2:06:26 PM

my pronouns are hehe haha, i am transjester

president — 11/26/2025, 5:00:01 PM

PRESIDENT KIWI “WHOOPSIES” OFF SHEER CLIFF FACE AND DIES

Early today, we received a second radio message from the survivors of the presidential plane crash. It contains grim news. According to the professional killer @adventuremase, our great president @kiwi “had a little whoopsie-daisy and just so happened to fall hundreds of feet down a cliff. We didn’t confirm he died but I mean c’mon.” Now, this reporter usually does not give opinions on matters such as these. However, I believe the implications of this are obvious: @toaks killed the president.

busybird15 — 11/9/2025, 2:33:52 AM

biz e bird 15

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geo — 11/8/2025, 10:39:06 PM

g o

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ajskateboarder — 11/8/2025, 10:12:53 PM

ay jay skate board er

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