as long as none of the tax dollars go to the wasted onion’s absolutely ass entertainment column, then i guess
Soo. . . You handle money for the Crack House, too? Should we, like, form a partnership to tax the people? 😘
Dear my fellow Wasteofers,
As your head of commerce, I have made the tough decision enforce a new law (of which I definitely have the power to do, trust).
Starting from this day (July 30th, 2025) forward, you are now legally required to have a permit to purchase anything and everything, regardless of the source.
You can buy an application form from the Crack House (probably). Permits expire 256 days after one has been granted.