theglasspenguin — 7/30/2025, 7:46:49 PM

as long as none of the tax dollars go to the wasted onion’s absolutely ass entertainment column, then i guess

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toaks — 7/30/2025, 6:46:58 PM

Soo. . . You handle money for the Crack House, too? Should we, like, form a partnership to tax the people? 😘

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owl — 7/30/2025, 2:33:38 PM

Dear my fellow Wasteofers,

As your head of commerce, I have made the tough decision enforce a new law (of which I definitely have the power to do, trust).

Starting from this day (July 30th, 2025) forward, you are now legally required to have a permit to purchase anything and everything, regardless of the source.

You can buy an application form from the Crack House (probably). Permits expire 256 days after one has been granted.

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