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landonhere — 7/22/2025, 10:42:50 PM

🅰️🩳👾🏴‍☠️🔙👶‼️

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landonhere — 7/18/2025, 7:05:19 PM

Abilities are notably absent from Pokémon Legends: Arceus, but the vestigial UI elements suggest that this wasn’t originally the case…

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landonhere — 7/15/2025, 7:41:20 PM

UNSOLICITED FACT: Mario Kart World secretly supports multiplayer over LAN, which you can access by pressing both bumpers and the left stick on the main menu. While local wireless play can only support 8 systems, and therefore a maximum of 16 players, local LAN play can support an unlimited quantity of systems, or as many as your router can physically accommodate.

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landonhere — 7/13/2025, 7:13:43 PM

I really wish that I could make this little rarity part of my team, but at level 35, there’s virtually no chance that’s going to happen. I pulled my starter Cyndaquil through thick, thin, and more than a couple dozen XP candies to bring it up to speed with the rest of my team, and even now it’s the only one who hasn’t reached the level cap. This little anomaly will be staying a budding apprentice at best.

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landonhere — 7/12/2025, 4:33:41 PM

ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: This morning, Tallying Hall was shut down for the second consecutive day when the tallying foxes showed up to the morning shift carrying knives. Animal control was called to confiscate the knives, and the foxes finished the rest of their shift without incident. Yesterday, Tallying Hall was evacuated after several parcels of white powder were found in the mailroom. A member of the cafeteria staff has approached one of our reporters to explain that the parcels were part of a shipment of sweeteners that they ordered for personal purposes, and had it addressed to Tallying Hall for convenience purposes.

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theglasspenguin — 7/12/2025, 4:04:27 PM

CURRENT STATUS:

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landonhere — 7/11/2025, 12:30:24 AM

I decided to test a feature included in the Apple Ecosystem v26 beta. Try downloading this image and viewing it on an HDR-capable device. Make sure that it stays in HEIC or HEIF format.

https://ufile.io/2zmg9frm

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landonhere — 7/6/2025, 9:43:52 PM

And now my Great will become Migreator! Spread your wings, you adorable duck! Take flight! . . . I said WINGS, not UNIBROW!

~ out-of-contract quote

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landonhere — 7/6/2025, 2:29:21 AM

ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: An advancement has been made in the “ghost using nail polish” incident investigation. Evidence has been linked to the investigation into Suspect 487, who currently has active warrants for arson, leaving the scene of a crime, and several other charges. An anonymous witness to last week’s incident, who wishes to be referred to as “Polus Skywatcher”, reported a tip on the suspect’s whereabouts. The authorities declined to comment on any ongoing investigation, citing the risk of jeopardizing secrecy.

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theglasspenguin — 7/6/2025, 1:38:57 AM

ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: WHO FUCKING TAUGHT THE TALLY FOXES THAT BITING SHINS WAS “FUN”?

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landonhere — 7/4/2025, 9:38:39 PM

xD

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theglasspenguin — 7/4/2025, 8:13:14 PM

:P

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landonhere — 7/3/2025, 7:19:56 PM
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landonhere — 7/2/2025, 6:57:09 PM

In case you haven’t realized, I’m using the Apple Ecosystem v26 beta on all my devices - except my watch, which doesn’t need the battery drain. While sniffing around the macOS Photos app, I found this submenu buried in a context menu, and its functionality seems . . . oddly specific. Isn’t this kind of export function supposed to be relegated to an Open in… option?

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landonhere — 7/2/2025, 6:39:12 PM

Please, we don’t need a third person fighting over the iced tea . . .

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theglasspenguin — 7/2/2025, 5:17:16 PM

going to drink some of whatever’s in that weird pitcher in the fridge

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landonhere — 7/2/2025, 2:34:43 AM

Icelandic Waters: “Whenever I commit to a late-night research hour, I should publicly shame myself by screenshotting whatever I was doing to waste time that I could've used trying to go to sleep, and posting it on wasteof with the caption ‘I don't need sleep. I need answers.’.”

Icelandic Waters: “. . . Hey, now that I think about it . . .”

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landonhere — 7/1/2025, 5:05:31 PM

ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: A fire broke out in the east wing of Tallying Hall during an altercation between an exhibitionist and a convention-goer. Eyewitnesses claim that the exhibitionist started the fire and may have done so unintentionally, but they fled the scene and could not be found. Animal control officers have returned to the venue to provide extra security as the incident is investigated.

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theglasspenguin — 7/1/2025, 3:56:13 PM

ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: where the fuck am i

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theglasspenguin — 6/30/2025, 9:33:21 PM

ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: i am being blackmailed

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theglasspenguin — 6/30/2025, 7:30:28 PM

ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE: the whole fucking building is gone now

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landonhere — 7/1/2025, 4:28:27 AM

Nighty morning! Currently suffering a streak of increasingly severe insomnia. Decided to spend my midnight research hours learning about . . . well, let's just call it a little kerfuffle in a distant fandom, regarding my recent friend <4478426-8974567466>. If I didn't need to sleep, I could absolutely operate around the clock. I could really use a Stantler about now.

Long division makes no sense, and lights just flashed outside the window. Weasel buddy Lakkatura coordinated scientific field knitting a replica of in the corner while Wikipedia page princess-dragon tropes Lillian merge daylight savings notification Giratina motor scooter thumb foremost joint stolen owls gyratory facts iceberg treasure chest torpedoes polystyrene foam character limit virus genome Wallace and Grommet disruption incident Mulligan in the sub old dysfunctional glue Rotom pathetic interloper kerosene lamp! Zzzzzzzzz…

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