ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: An advancement has been made in the “ghost using nail polish” incident investigation. Evidence has been linked to the investigation into Suspect 487, who currently has active warrants for arson, leaving the scene of a crime, and several other charges. An anonymous witness to last week’s incident, who wishes to be referred to as “Polus Skywatcher”, reported a tip on the suspect’s whereabouts. The authorities declined to comment on any ongoing investigation, citing the risk of jeopardizing secrecy.
ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: WHO FUCKING TAUGHT THE TALLY FOXES THAT BITING SHINS WAS “FUN”?
i’m not a suspect, right…right?
Right.