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kiwi — 6/27/2025, 6:28:56 PM

Kiwi 2025: A (potential) Government of Greatness

Featuring the following cool people as your (potential) Government of Greatness:

  1. “@kiwi" – President

  2. “@late” – Vice President

  3. “@engineerrunner” – Secretary of State and Propaganda

  4. “@toaks” – Treasurer

  5. “@eris” – Defense

  6. “@esben” – Attorney General

  7. “@souple” – Agriculture

  8. “@owl” – Commerce

  9. “@chester” – National Intelligence

  10. “@radi8” - Health

  11. “@da-ta” - Design

  12. “@wynd” - Housing

  13. “@luckythecat” - Transportation

  14. “@cheesewhisk3rs” - Energy

  15. “@thrat” – Education

  16. “@salad” – Homeland Security

  17. “@noodle” – United Nations

  18. “@mybearworld” – Chief Executive Chef

  19. “@oren” - Foreign Affairs

  20. “@wastedonion” - Town Crier

  21. “@joseph-stalin” - Head of Soviet Russia

  22. “@waffles” - Waffle Distribution

  23. “@rayne” - Weather Service

  24. “@han” - Hatch Department

  25. “@jeffalo” – King

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kiwi — 6/27/2025, 5:04:01 PM

ok, so hear me out… again…

actual campaign logo and proposed cabinet coming soon…

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kiwi — 7/23/2024, 1:49:22 PM

ok, so hear me out…

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kiwi — 6/26/2025, 8:47:35 PM

oh also #toaksfortreasurer

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kiwi — 6/26/2025, 8:29:46 PM

#kiwiforsecretaryofstate2025 (since i guess we’re running for individual positions now)

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kiwi — 6/26/2025, 8:29:46 PM

#kiwiforsecretaryofstate2025 (since i guess we’re running for individual positions now)

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kiwi — 6/26/2025, 1:25:40 PM
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slider_on_the_black — 6/26/2025, 5:50:45 AM

#MemeManForPresident

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meme_man — 6/26/2025, 5:50:12 AM

I iz ofisialy runing for wast of monee presadent

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kiwi — 6/26/2025, 12:49:05 AM

in light of me being really indecisive, idk that i actually want to run this year…

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kiwi — 6/25/2025, 6:19:31 PM

guess i’m running after all… i sure do wonder who my vice presidential nomination is gonna be

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kiwi — 6/25/2025, 10:31:52 PM

there’s no way they actually added a lava chicken music disc to minecraft 💀

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kiwi — 6/25/2025, 6:19:31 PM

guess i’m running after all… i sure do wonder who my vice presidential nomination is gonna be

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kiwi — 6/25/2025, 3:16:19 AM

in light of recent developments, i may have spoken too soon…

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kiwi — 6/23/2025, 4:06:24 AM

whenever re-elections happen I’m not even gonna run this time, the crack house must live on

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kiwi — 6/24/2025, 3:27:35 AM

goes to a comic con

is surrounded by comics for eight hours

goes home

has an unusual desire to buy and read comics

is this like the good version of stockholm syndrome

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kiwi — 6/23/2025, 10:07:41 PM
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kiwi — 6/23/2025, 6:19:31 PM
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president24 — 6/23/2025, 6:07:44 PM

📰 OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE FROM THE CRACK HOUSE

Today I am doing a policy speedrun to fulfil every manifesto promise I haven’t completed yet. Each point number from my manifesto is in square brackets:

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  1. We’ve gotten the Oxford English dictionary to change the spelling of “enclosure” to “inclosure,” [2] meaning the acronym of the FBI is now Funny Baboon Inclosure. [3]

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  2. We have renamed New York to New York New York, so with its state its New York New York New York. [7]

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  3. Bologna has been criminalised [9] and decriminalised. [10]

  4. Everyday is now Independence Day! [13]

  5. The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal "bodeboop". A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready… Start! [14]

  6. Our flag now has a cool dragon on it. [18]

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  7. The national motto is now “E Pluribus Unum? I hardly know ‘em!” [22]

  8. The Supreme Court is now the Soup Meme Court. [23]

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  9. Gerrymandering is legal only if your name is Gerry. [24]

  10. Tax fraud is OK sometimes but the IRS won’t tell you when and why. [25]

PRESS RELEASE ENDS

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kiwi — 6/23/2025, 4:06:24 AM

whenever re-elections happen I’m not even gonna run this time, the crack house must live on

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kiwi — 6/21/2025, 4:13:58 PM

@grok wasteof 4 release when

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kiwi — 6/20/2025, 3:28:38 AM

this aged well

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kiwi — 3/2/2025, 5:43:05 AM

discovered ok ko this week and i really like it, i wish i had watched it earlier (hence the dendy pfp)

the art style isn’t for everyone, but i personally like how they don’t seem to use any strict character models, it feels more organic and hand-drawn, and less stiff

i wish it was more easily watchable - it’s been purged from nearly everything other than digital purchase, and at this point the show’s creator seems ok with people pirating it (his twitter account contains reposts of entire episodes). that’s warner bros’ fault though

i’m only 10 episodes in but i can already tell i’m gonna be sad when this is over, cn had something good here

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