kiwi — 6/27/2025, 6:28:56 PM

Kiwi 2025: A (potential) Government of Greatness

Featuring the following cool people as your (potential) Government of Greatness:

  1. “@kiwi" – President

  2. “@late” – Vice President

  3. “@engineerrunner” – Secretary of State and Propaganda

  4. “@toaks” – Treasurer

  5. “@eris” – Defense

  6. “@esben” – Attorney General

  7. “@souple” – Agriculture

  8. “@owl” – Commerce

  9. “@chester” – National Intelligence

  10. “@radi8” - Health

  11. “@da-ta” - Design

  12. “@wynd” - Housing

  13. “@luckythecat” - Transportation

  14. “@cheesewhisk3rs” - Energy

  15. “@thrat” – Education

  16. “@salad” – Homeland Security

  17. “@noodle” – United Nations

  18. “@mybearworld” – Chief Executive Chef

  19. “@oren” - Foreign Affairs

  20. “@wastedonion” - Town Crier

  21. “@joseph-stalin” - Head of Soviet Russia

  22. “@waffles” - Waffle Distribution

  23. “@rayne” - Weather Service

  24. “@han” - Hatch Department

  25. “@jeffalo” – King

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comments

souple:

eeee

7/23/2025, 7:40:32 PM
kyletech:

If you get elected, can I become the head of the Department of Justice? We gotta enforce some tax cuts for the common people and ensure that piracy remains legal for any company that thinks that owning doesn’t mean buying

6/30/2025, 11:55:53 PM
owl:

Can i have head of commerce

6/29/2025, 1:52:26 AM
kiwi:

of course!

6/29/2025, 2:07:56 AM
joseph-stalin:

can i be head of soviet russia (totally puppet state under heroin house’s control and not country on its own)

6/27/2025, 11:39:46 PM
kiwi:

welcome aboard comrade

6/28/2025, 12:53:08 AM
esben:

Bro thrat cannot be good for the young minds 😭😭

6/27/2025, 10:12:34 PM
kiwi:

@thrat your response to these accusations?

6/27/2025, 10:20:34 PM
thrat:

I am GREAT for the young minds, I will teach them about important history subjects such as the great coleslaw war and will teach them how to code games like Red Ball 2: The King

6/27/2025, 10:29:50 PM
luckythecat:

thanks! if you get elected, I’ll change the road signs so they look like waffles with maple syrup on them, and the road number or symbol thing on top. every license plate will have the kiwi logo on them.

6/27/2025, 9:40:53 PM
kiwi:

sounds good to me. what’s the kiwi logo? the ok ko logo ripoff i spent four hours making?

6/27/2025, 9:43:04 PM
luckythecat:

maybe, but I was thinking the blue kiwi with eyes and a hat or maybe your old black kiwi one

6/27/2025, 9:47:03 PM
kiwi:

ah, ok

6/27/2025, 10:06:48 PM
thrat:

I would be honoured to be in charge of education

6/27/2025, 8:10:49 PM
kiwi:

welcome aboard!

6/27/2025, 8:24:54 PM
noodle:

i’m @noodle btw

6/27/2025, 7:59:14 PM
kiwi:

This terrible mistake on my part has been corrected. Forgive me.

6/27/2025, 8:01:04 PM
cheesewhisk3rs:

You’re recruiting!

6/27/2025, 7:24:23 PM
kiwi:

yea! do you want a cabinet position?

6/27/2025, 7:25:26 PM
cheesewhisk3rs:

Sure I guess

6/28/2025, 6:57:07 AM
kiwi:

I put you on Energy (that was the only department still available)

6/28/2025, 12:45:08 PM
cheesewhisk3rs:

Fun

6/28/2025, 4:01:24 PM