grunklebillsback

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grunklebillsback — 7/3/2025, 8:57:28 PM

I, not as a candidate but as a wasteof user, want to take a step back for a second and consider our options for wasteof.money president. Our only real options at this point in the election is @Kiwi, and @Oren. When you look at @Kiwi’s campaign promises, they sound great. But, when you consider them from an outsider standpoint, then they make no sense. Free waffles? Building actual buildings? Bringing back Redbox? They sound ridiculous, because they are. People on this site are very silly, they buy into hype more than actual improvements to the site, and thus this is why @Kiwi has a slight lead. But, the election isn’t over. If you vote @Oren, he will bring things that wasteof.money actually needs, such as wasteof.money apps for all Apple devices except tv, a wasteof welcoming committee, as best of all merch. All of these are reasonable and will happen if Oren wins.

Don’t just waste different. Waste better.

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grunklebillsback — 7/2/2025, 8:59:41 PM
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kiwi — 7/2/2025, 7:43:00 PM

Waffles as they are produced now shall remain free for all - however, the optional KiwiLate2025-approved-waffles shall be a paid item. I can assure wasteof that it will cost less than your standard Eggo waffle, come with a secret ingredient, taste better, and proceeds from ingredient sales will go towards funding our think tank that devises more ways to waste money.

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esben — 7/2/2025, 7:40:37 PM

Wait so waffles cost money now???

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kiwi — 7/2/2025, 7:33:43 PM

No, we’re merely providing different ways to waste money - ways that involve making waffles (requires ingredients which cost money), leaking exclusive gameplay videos (requires an internet connection which costs money), and et cetera.

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grunklebillsback — 7/2/2025, 8:36:10 PM

#votefororen

#thegrunkleisback

#wheresmywaffle

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oren — 7/2/2025, 6:05:07 PM

End this fake news. The Oren-grunkle campaign is currently 1 vote ahead. Join the team by VOTING FOR OREN! #votefororen

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blaze — 7/2/2025, 6:03:37 PM

@kiwi is winning! Good job guys! We will soon find out who the goat really is.

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grunklebillsback — 7/2/2025, 4:39:58 PM

#votefororen

#wheresmywaffle

#notmypeter

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oren — 7/2/2025, 4:23:31 PM

We are soooo close! VOTE OREN to take wasteof to its full potential! #votefororen

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leahcimto — 7/2/2025, 4:20:06 PM

election results so far

the race has not yet been called by the ap

edit: this post is now outdated please find the new one

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grunklebillsback — 7/2/2025, 3:18:44 PM

Wait how are we going to check for if someone is voting using an alt acc

#votefororen

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grunklebillsback — 7/2/2025, 3:11:35 PM

Then you realize he can actually do it

#wheresmywaffle

#votefororen

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kiwi — 7/1/2025, 10:41:03 PM
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grunklebillsback — 7/1/2025, 11:51:10 PM

#votefororen

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oren — 7/1/2025, 2:41:00 PM

Just how are you going to provide free waffles? There are currently 5910 wasteof users (and growing!) on the site[0], and a standard eggo waffle costs $0.267 per waffle[1].

This comes to a cost of 5910×$0.267=$1,577.97! This is exactly 1577.97x as large as the wasteof budget!

To all wasteof users: Kiwi’s claim of free waffles is simply a fantasy, unsupported by the wasteof budget. Vote for truth. VOTE FOR OREN! #votefororen

Sources:

[0]: alpha.wasteof.money/stats

[1]: https://www.walmart.com/c/kp/frozen-waffles

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grunklebillsback — 7/1/2025, 7:35:49 PM
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esben — 7/1/2025, 4:44:08 PM

How tall is @tallpeter? (RIP TALL PETER)

This is the question we have all been wondering. We can easily calculate his height based on his profile picture. The full image is shown here:

The doctor shown in this image is Elmer Hartman, who’s height isn’t stated in the show, yet we can see he the same height as peter griffin from this picture from the show.

Peter griffin is 6’1. Using the before picture of the Doctor and Tallpeter, we can comparatively measure them to determine that tall peter is exactly 20% taller than 6’1.

Tall peter’s official height is 7’4!

While this is very tall, it is comically small to the ridiculous claims of the tall peter campaign, such as claims that a ladder would be required to spank tall peter’s batty!

Overall, tall peter is very much above average, but far from the giant he claims to be!

#StandDown #Notmypeter

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grunklebillsback — 7/1/2025, 7:08:39 PM

Just watched f1, it was really good. I think the movie plot is what cars 3 should have been. Definitely my favorite car/racing themed movie I’ve watched. 9/10 recommended.

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grunklebillsback — 7/1/2025, 3:41:56 PM

If anyone doesn’t know, jeffalo has voted for @Oren, and @kiwi said if they weren’t running they would vote for @Oren. If this isn’t proof who the best candidate is idk what is

#votefororen

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grunklebillsback — 7/1/2025, 3:30:50 PM

Uhh so did I start a #trend on wasteof

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grunklebillsback — 6/30/2025, 11:08:37 PM

I will make a Vote for Oren shirt like from napoleon dynamite if he wins

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grunklebillsback — 6/30/2025, 6:19:11 PM

If @oren gets elected I will personally hold him responsible irl as I know his address (I might leak if he wins too… but who knows)

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grunklebillsback — 6/30/2025, 6:17:50 PM

VOTE @OREN

#votefororen

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grunklebillsback — 6/30/2025, 6:17:22 PM

omg vote @oren

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oren — 6/28/2025, 7:57:21 PM

As President, I will:

  • Fight against Vietnamese casino gangs that are running rampant over our lovely site. In the last month, over 73% of all new accounts have gotten banned for being Vietnamese gamblers! This is unacceptable! I will work to end this onslaught with every tool at my disposal!

  • Boost growth, activity, and community on wasteof in two ways: Instituting rewards and a welcoming committee, as well as a pyramid scheme where you earn points by inviting your friends!

  • Personally invite all wasteof users to my inauguration. You’re welcome!

  • Also boost growth by establishing a committee to invite new people from other online communities!

  • Finally launch @awards! We’ve been waiting too long!

  • Share Turkish food with the wasteof.money community (best cuisine ever)!!

  • Work to launch a wasteof merchandise store!

  • Launch an official page on wikipedia™ for wasteof!

  • Fight drama by discouraging those who cause it, and creating incentives to not be dramatic! I will create a new “citizens peace board” whose job is to discourage drama!

  • End the unjust treatment of famous works of art such as dertermenter’s famous math exam post!

  • Make it easier for new accounts to gain followers by starting the practice of reposting a featured post every week, and engaging with new posts every day!

  • Increase patriotism on wasteof by creating an official wasteof flag and national anthem!

  • Support the growth of the wasteof discord server!

  • Do everything I can to support the launch of wasteof4 alpha to production!

  • Last but most importantly, I will release the wasteof app for iPhones, Macs, iPads, and Apple Watch!!!

  • I will be instituting a weekly press conference where I share updates with my administration and team on all of these things.

I will start working on these things as soon as I am inaugurated. So, I would like to humbly ask you to VOTE FOR OREN!!

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