Waffles as they are produced now shall remain free for all - however, the optional KiwiLate2025-approved-waffles shall be a paid item. I can assure wasteof that it will cost less than your standard Eggo waffle, come with a secret ingredient, taste better, and proceeds from ingredient sales will go towards funding our think tank that devises more ways to waste money.
Wait so waffles cost money now???
No, we’re merely providing different ways to waste money - ways that involve making waffles (requires ingredients which cost money), leaking exclusive gameplay videos (requires an internet connection which costs money), and et cetera.
finally got it