grunklebillsback — 7/2/2025, 8:59:41 PM
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kiwi — 7/2/2025, 7:43:00 PM

Waffles as they are produced now shall remain free for all - however, the optional KiwiLate2025-approved-waffles shall be a paid item. I can assure wasteof that it will cost less than your standard Eggo waffle, come with a secret ingredient, taste better, and proceeds from ingredient sales will go towards funding our think tank that devises more ways to waste money.

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esben — 7/2/2025, 7:40:37 PM

Wait so waffles cost money now???

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kiwi — 7/2/2025, 7:33:43 PM

No, we’re merely providing different ways to waste money - ways that involve making waffles (requires ingredients which cost money), leaking exclusive gameplay videos (requires an internet connection which costs money), and et cetera.

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grunklebillsback:

finally got it

7/2/2025, 9:29:38 PM