kiwi — 7/2/2025, 7:43:00 PM

Waffles as they are produced now shall remain free for all - however, the optional KiwiLate2025-approved-waffles shall be a paid item. I can assure wasteof that it will cost less than your standard Eggo waffle, come with a secret ingredient, taste better, and proceeds from ingredient sales will go towards funding our think tank that devises more ways to waste money.

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esben — 7/2/2025, 7:40:37 PM

Wait so waffles cost money now???

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kiwi — 7/2/2025, 7:33:43 PM

No, we’re merely providing different ways to waste money - ways that involve making waffles (requires ingredients which cost money), leaking exclusive gameplay videos (requires an internet connection which costs money), and et cetera.

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luckythecat — 7/2/2025, 7:32:48 PM

by saying “Vote Kiwilate 2025. Vote different. Waste different.” aren’t you implying that by voting for Kiwilate 2025 you’re wasting your vote?

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9999:

not to mention every wasteof citizen will have 2 dollar to purchase the waffles wiht !!

7/2/2025, 8:12:45 PM
kiwi:

the waffles will only cost $0.01, so people can make 200 waffles wiht their 2 dollar !!

7/2/2025, 8:13:36 PM
cheesewhisk3rs:

But wasteof is Swiss not from the USA

7/2/2025, 10:16:41 PM
kiwi:

i forgor to do the conversions, they’ll be $0.0079 francs!

7/2/2025, 10:17:47 PM
cheesewhisk3rs:

How much is that in ¤?

7/2/2025, 10:22:08 PM
kiwi:

can confirm it will be worth money

oops wrong account

7/2/2025, 10:23:04 PM
cheesewhisk3rs:

Alright!

7/2/2025, 10:35:21 PM