As President, I will:

• Fight against Vietnamese casino gangs that are running rampant over our lovely site. In the last month, over 73% of all new accounts have gotten banned for being Vietnamese gamblers! This is unacceptable! I will work to end this onslaught with every tool at my disposal!

• Boost growth, activity, and community on wasteof in two ways: Instituting rewards and a welcoming committee, as well as a pyramid scheme where you earn points by inviting your friends!

• Personally invite all wasteof users to my inauguration. You’re welcome!

• Also boost growth by establishing a committee to invite new people from other online communities!

• Finally launch @awards! We’ve been waiting too long!

• Share Turkish food with the wasteof.money community (best cuisine ever)!!

• Work to launch a wasteof merchandise store!

• Launch an official page on wikipedia™ for wasteof!

• Fight drama by discouraging those who cause it, and creating incentives to not be dramatic! I will create a new “citizens peace board” whose job is to discourage drama!

• End the unjust treatment of famous works of art such as dertermenter’s famous math exam post!

• Make it easier for new accounts to gain followers by starting the practice of reposting a featured post every week, and engaging with new posts every day!

• Increase patriotism on wasteof by creating an official wasteof flag and national anthem!

• Support the growth of the wasteof discord server!

• Do everything I can to support the launch of wasteof4 alpha to production!

• Last but most importantly, I will release the wasteof app for iPhones, Macs, iPads, and Apple Watch!!!

• I will be instituting a weekly press conference where I share updates with my administration and team on all of these things.

I will start working on these things as soon as I am inaugurated. So, I would like to humbly ask you to VOTE FOR OREN!!