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the glue is actually large bottles of baby oil and horse sperm
Special Report By The Wasted Onion: Reports Of Global Glue Shortage After @Burrito Sniffs It All Before Composing Wasteof Posts That Strike Fear Into God Himself
This special report was suggested by @esben, thank you!
fr i aint even been typing all this im js nutting on the screen and letting the little sperms float around and press buttons
I love christmastime when my cousins visit 😭😭🙏🙏 only time of the year I KNOW I'm getting laid 😂✌️
when u jorkin ur shit straight vigorous style and ur skin starts molting off like a snake so you lwk js grind it up and use it as seasoning 👀👀👀👀👀👀🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍😭🙏😭🙏😭🙏 we ALL relate
imagine your card declines at the abortion clinic and the doctor just starts nuttin in you
getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethra
she said she on her period, girl that armpit aint 😂😂✌️
pov: you hop on x to goon to videos, but your hb call you and start saying funny jokes so you lwk otp giggling with your meat out
there's one moment during an intense diarrhea session where it feels REALLY good 😭😂✌️
sorry I've been inactive I was busy becoming a microcelebrity on the JID official app
I'm on a giant cruise ship for the first time and I swear this shit is like if a Vegas casino and a shopping mall had a baby that got dropped in the Atlantic Ocean
dingleberries like ornaments on a Christmas tree
why could I not get into wasteof for like a week I lost so many hilarious post ideas