burrito — 9/11/2025, 4:23:22 AM

getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethra

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comments

stareye:

what

9/13/2025, 4:32:39 AM
owl:

@earthdevs can you give this person a raise and a free ticket to a Weird Al concert

9/12/2025, 3:38:03 AM
earthdevs:

Nope. Your life license has been revoked.

9/16/2025, 3:04:31 PM
owl:

what no dont do that

9/16/2025, 8:40:24 PM
radi8:

i am the first one in my bloodline to read this, you should feel proud

9/12/2025, 2:09:39 AM
toaks:

📉📉📉

9/12/2025, 1:15:04 AM
burrito:

💹💹💹

9/12/2025, 1:30:31 AM
mef:

yeauh…

9/11/2025, 12:53:31 PM
incendiary:

Help the unfollow button is stuck

9/11/2025, 12:24:45 PM
burrito:

like and subscribe

9/12/2025, 1:30:41 AM
jeffalo:

the creation of this post is the worst thing to happen all week

9/11/2025, 11:47:53 AM
owl:

No, no, it is in fact quote relatable

9/11/2025, 12:13:49 PM
owl:

Jeffalo can we get comment editing please

9/11/2025, 12:14:04 PM
burrito:

my brother in christ you made the website

9/12/2025, 1:31:21 AM
perrin:

evil burrito arc has been equally abhorrent and incredible to witness

9/11/2025, 11:34:40 AM
burrito:

👅👅👅

9/12/2025, 1:31:41 AM
cheesewhisk3rs:

@earthdevs the four dimension's narrator has escaped, can you put him back?

9/11/2025, 6:58:29 AM
cheesewhisk3rs:

*fourth

9/11/2025, 2:53:12 PM
earthdevs:

We sincerely wish.

9/12/2025, 1:14:34 AM
cheesewhisk3rs:

You can't do anything??

9/13/2025, 11:50:43 AM
456fjr4gwd4:

just no

9/11/2025, 5:01:04 AM
flux:

you’re going places kid

9/11/2025, 4:26:21 AM
ajskateboarder:

this is pure talent im reading

9/11/2025, 4:24:05 AM
-gge:

never speak again

9/11/2025, 4:23:38 AM