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burrito — 7/22/2025, 11:03:44 PM

seated tricep extension should not be such an ab workout

burrito — 7/22/2025, 3:48:14 AM

“in nyc we hate tourists, they're so obnoxious! why would you ever come to this shithole” - just moved into a jersey suburb an hour and a half from the city

“yeah i don't really mind the tourists, you get used to them” - has spent 40 years living in manhattan

burrito — 7/22/2025, 3:45:16 AM

me when i lie

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burrito — 7/21/2025, 12:19:02 AM

they shot trump

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burrito — 7/21/2025, 12:19:02 AM

they shot trump

burrito — 7/18/2025, 4:44:51 AM

every day for a summer

burrito — 7/16/2025, 9:59:11 PM

the 14 shitters who liked this thank you for validating my anger

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burrito — 7/12/2025, 11:28:17 PM

I HATE TRYING TO FART AND ACCIDENTALLY SHITTING MYSELF

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burrito — 7/16/2025, 9:58:44 PM

I'm too impatient to give myself the proper rest time between sets but also very easy to distract so I've just fixed this by finding an interesting Wikipedia article and reading it until I get bored

burrito — 7/12/2025, 11:28:17 PM

I HATE TRYING TO FART AND ACCIDENTALLY SHITTING MYSELF

burrito — 7/12/2025, 11:27:47 PM

this looks like a shitpost it's funny as fuck

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auriali — 7/12/2025, 10:51:53 PM

politics warning

this is a real tweet. we are in the dumbest timeline.

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burrito — 7/10/2025, 9:17:48 PM

quick PSA being 3 feet tall and addicted to creatine and pre doesn't make you healthy

burrito — 7/8/2025, 11:19:35 PM

Go

burrito — 7/5/2025, 12:08:57 AM

nothing ever happens don't worry guys

burrito — 6/25/2025, 6:36:15 PM

why is mamdani lwk a baddie

burrito — 6/15/2025, 12:56:52 PM

whenever my dog gets mentioned in the family group chat my dad reacts with an image of the dog and i think that's so cute like yep dad that's her

burrito — 6/10/2025, 4:45:06 AM

“elite ball knowledge” and it's just loss