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burrito — 5/19/2025, 8:34:47 PM

“___ hate is so forced” “___ love is so forced” SHUT UP AND LET PEOPLE LIKE WHAT THEY WANT TO LIKE

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burrito — 4/27/2025, 10:27:15 PM

100 men probably

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burrito — 4/24/2025, 1:39:49 AM

the crypt in question how is this real

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burrito — 4/11/2025, 12:27:42 PM

I'm touring a lot of colleges and all of them are like “check out our dorms!” And then Navy is like “we have a 300-year-old French pirate buried in a marble sarcophagus in a crypt underneath the church”

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burrito — 4/24/2025, 1:36:30 AM

me at the zoo is 20 today what the shit

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burrito — 4/11/2025, 12:27:42 PM

I'm touring a lot of colleges and all of them are like “check out our dorms!” And then Navy is like “we have a 300-year-old French pirate buried in a marble sarcophagus in a crypt underneath the church”

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burrito — 4/10/2025, 2:27:32 PM

4

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burrito — 4/7/2025, 4:27:37 PM

If you get carjacked and they tell you to drive, drive into a lamppost or something solid to draw attention and to damage the car.

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burrito — 3/31/2025, 3:24:58 PM

100 secs 💔

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jeffalo — 3/30/2025, 7:16:51 PM

evidently 100 gecs were far too many gecs

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burrito — 3/20/2025, 3:43:13 AM

take the entire file size of the Internet. about 64 zettabytes. now let's assume for a moment that we can store the entire capacity of the Internet on a single atom. 64 zettabytes to a single atom. then, imagine doing this for every atom in the entire universe. 64 zettabytes for each atom in the entire universe. now if you did this once every millisecond for the entire life span of the universe so far, you would get a really big number that I made up for dramatic effect.

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burrito — 3/18/2025, 4:41:31 AM

so apparently it's “punch nazis” until nazis make graduation and then it's “i hope he gets the help he deserves 💞💓”

i do not care if this man has more nitrous than oxygen in his lungs last time I checked doing hard drugs doesn't make you put your underage daughter on a song with the second most prolific child molester since Big Jeff or start selling merch with the no no cross on it

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burrito — 3/16/2025, 3:25:15 AM

is it the almond of the walnut

is they squeezin it out of the peanut

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burrito — 3/15/2025, 12:23:31 AM

carti MIGHT have dropped an album

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burrito — 3/13/2025, 3:54:59 AM

note to self: do not give jeffalo a remarkable paper pro and access to wasteof.money at the same time

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burrito — 3/12/2025, 2:39:12 AM

i wish we were still hunter gatherers

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burrito — 3/4/2025, 5:17:01 AM

four fricking pixels

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auriali — 3/3/2025, 11:43:27 PM
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