burrito — 9/15/2025, 1:05:03 PM

the glue is actually large bottles of baby oil and horse sperm

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wastedonion — 9/14/2025, 9:26:26 PM

Special Report By The Wasted Onion: Reports Of Global Glue Shortage After @Burrito Sniffs It All Before Composing Wasteof Posts That Strike Fear Into God Himself

This special report was suggested by @esben, thank you!

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wastedonion:

We would expect nothing less or more.

9/15/2025, 8:08:35 PM