when you bored in class so you lwk just write a linux utility command
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i write code and build electronics badly
i write code and build electronics badly
when you bored in class so you lwk just write a linux utility command
there have been legal cases decided over an oxford comma, so you are objectively wrong
for my whole life ive had a deep hatred of the oxford comma
but now my english teacher is forcing me to use it
it’s so pointless, ugly, unnecessary and stupid.
why add it? it makes list look full, difficult to read, busy, and complicated.
@jeffalo how painfully obvious is it that i only just learned how to use nodejs and bcrypt 😭
this could very well be some of if not the worst javascript ive ever written
our school asked me and @confusedg to make a web application where they could log chromebook repairs
@confusedg did the frontend and i did the backend, and i ended up making a couple of postgres databases, which was cool because i’ve never used postgres before this
the school conveniently forgot that they probably should have asked for superuser access to the database before i set it all up
i am now in control of everyone’s repair book accounts, the log databases, and the web app itself
they have mistakenly given me an unbelievably important thing to hold over their heads 😭
i showed this to someone and all they said was “prepare for dropped packets” and then they walked away
what beef could one possibly have with fortinet
this is the one time you’ll see me agree with her
we had a false fire alarm and three power outages in the first three and a half hours
is it bad that i kind of like programming in MS BASIC
By The Wasted Onion: Marco Rubio Orders State Department To Replace Calibri Font With Wingdings
WASHINGTON—Insisting that the Biden-era directive was “wasteful” and “embarrassing,” Secretary of State Marco Rubio has ordered the State Department replace the Calibri typeface with Wingdings in all official paperwork. “I am determined to root out woke DEI wherever it hides. With this in mind, I have officially ordered the State Department to use Wingdings in all official documentation, effective immediately. Switching to Calibri achieved nothing except the degradation of the department's correspondence. This change to Wingdings ensures we display the very best of America in everything we do by refusing to use words and instead communicating only in simple symbols like cavemen,” said Rubio while fumbling his words trying to read the TelePrompter written in the Wingdings typeface. “🕈︎︎♏︎︎ 🙵■︎︎□︎︎⬥︎︎ ⧫︎︎♒︎︎♏︎︎ ●︎︎♓︎︎♌︎︎♏︎︎❒︎︎♋︎︎●︎︎ ❍︎︎♋︎︎♓︎︎■︎︎⬧︎︎⧫︎︎❒︎︎♏︎︎♋︎︎❍︎︎ ❍︎︎♏︎︎♎︎︎♓︎︎♋︎︎ ⬥︎︎♓︎︎●︎︎●︎︎ ❍︎︎□︎︎♍︎︎🙵 ⧫︎︎♒︎︎♏︎︎ 💧︎︎⧫︎︎♋︎︎⧫︎︎♏︎︎ 👎︎︎♏︎︎◻︎︎♋︎︎❒︎︎⧫︎︎❍︎︎♏︎︎■︎︎⧫︎︎ ♐︎︎□︎︎❒︎︎ ⧫︎︎♒︎︎♓︎︎⬧︎︎ ♍︎︎♒︎︎♋︎︎■︎︎♑︎︎♏︎︎📪︎︎ ⧫︎︎♒︎︎♏︎︎⍓︎︎ॐ︎︎●︎︎●︎︎ ⬧︎︎♋︎︎⍓︎︎ ♓︎︎⧫︎︎⬧︎︎ ‘♌︎︎♋︎︎♎︎︎ ♐︎︎□︎︎❒︎︎ ♋︎︎♍︎︎♍︎︎♏︎︎⬧︎︎⬧︎︎♓︎︎♌︎︎♓︎︎●︎︎♓︎︎⧫︎︎⍓︎︎📬︎︎’ 👌︎︎◆︎︎⧫︎︎ ⬥︎︎♏︎︎ ♎︎︎□︎︎ ■︎︎□︎︎⧫︎︎ ♍︎︎♋︎︎❒︎︎♏︎︎📪︎︎ ♐︎︎◆︎︎♍︎︎🙵 ⧫︎︎♒︎︎♏︎︎ ❖︎︎♓︎︎⬧︎︎◆︎︎♋︎︎●︎︎●︎︎⍓︎︎ ♓︎︎❍︎︎◻︎︎♋︎︎♓︎︎❒︎︎♏︎︎♎︎︎,” said the State Department in a official press release following media criticism. Following the order, type designers around the world were heard nerding out about fonts even louder than normal, and experts expect the insistent blabbering about serifs and sans-serifs for another week, advising the public to purchase earplugs to drown out the dorks. At press time, the State Department headquarters exploded following a communication in Wingdings that was misinterpreted by a technician as instructing him to press the “blow the whole darn building up” button.
(experimental) mobile formatting support has officially been deployed to https://3xion.tech/
it no longer looks like an actual cognitohazard on phone screens
(it still looks shitty on most phones and there are definitely more formatting bugs i have to take care of but hey at least the text is legible now ok)
if anybody cracks the cipher below they are officially the smartest money waster
RTxY3mzfyPxPyRY4xdxN2
178483.5484
7.2137562
