spoiler alert: im here, doing everything in private
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Hello, my fellow Wasteofers! Since the president is trapped in this non-existent place called “Australia” and the vice president is no where to be seen: I, as your head of commerce, will enact phase one of my plan to take over this platform.
What is phase one?
It is the phase where I create the rest of this plan. But do not worry! I have concepts of a plan to restore order to this war-torn platform.