late — 7/15/2025, 4:35:42 AM

guys im a better programmer than pirate software because i know what booleans are

and that i dont lie about my experience

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radi8:

what's the drama around him all about?

7/15/2025, 11:07:10 PM
late:

he lied about his programming experience (mfw he says 20+ year experience but doesnt know fundamentals, stop killing games, etc), I'll explain after my job

7/16/2025, 12:09:12 AM
late:

slop news network has a good series about him (2 parter right now)

and despite being called slop, its literally well researched

7/16/2025, 12:12:57 AM
owl:

Does Pirate “I made an unpiratable game—what do you mean it's been cracked in only 30 minutes?!” Software not know what a Boolean is?

7/15/2025, 8:24:33 PM
late:

he said, while working on heartbound, something about gamemaker not having native booleans so he resorted to 0 and 1

except he uses booleans in the gm functions?? i think he’s just, stupid

7/16/2025, 2:55:53 AM
esben:

But have you worked at blizzard?

7/15/2025, 8:28:55 AM
jeffalo:

first second generation blizzard employee

7/15/2025, 9:57:23 AM
-gr:

Am I having a stroke or witnessing one?

7/15/2025, 5:35:58 AM
salad:

i’m a better programmer than pirate software despite having never programmed

7/15/2025, 4:51:00 AM