You sue the creature in a Bulgarian court of law…
“Pack your bags, we’re going to Bulgaria” You say, the creature looks at you surprised, and you lead it out of the sewers.
After getting on a plane, you arrive in Sofia, the capital of Bulgaria, and enter a court, the judges look at you and the creature puzzled.
“Какво, по дяволите, е това братле?” says one of them, but you don’t speak Bulgarian.
What do you say now?
You go left…
At the end of the tunnel, you encounter another monster, but its small and afraid.
“Please! Spare me! I will give you a hint to ungatekeep this song!”
“Okay, tell me”
“I’ll sing it to you!”
The monster starts to sing the lyrics of the song…
“You came to me in a dream
I was lonely
Could it be?
It’s in the night for me
When you’re near me
Hard to say it now, but I want you so
Are you real?
Or are you fooling me?-”
“What a lovely song what’s it called?” You say
“I’ll ungatekeep it… it’s called An-”
Suddenly, a beam of energy hits the creature, vaporizing it instantly. You look back and see the creature you battled with earlier.
“Fool! That song’s lyrics aren’t even published anywhere online! You’ll find nothing!”
What do you do now?
You throw a brick at the creature
It hits it in the face and it falls back, seeing this as your chance to strike, you launch yourself towards it and start attacking. After a few hits, it falls, and behind it is a shard.
It appears to be part of a key, maybe this is the real key to ungatekeep the song? You put it in your pocket and head back to the entrance to the three tunnels, the other creatures likely have the other parts of the key too and you must defeat them.
What now?
Go left
Go right
“fuck bro, let me finish. Your mom asked me to come find you, said some creature ran away with her key and said you could track it down for her. Hi, name’s Chet.” You say
“That key you speak of is something that we are keeping from you! It ungatekeeps the song █████ ██ ███ █████ by ██████! And it will never be ungatekept!”
It slashes at you again, there is now no choice but to fight back
What do you do?
Actually, I lived in Bulgaria for a year and am, in fact, certified A1 in Bulgarian.
Taking command of the room by stepping into the center, head held high, I reply
„Харесва ни тази хубава градина.”
lol +1