zlf

zlf — 9/29/2025, 11:56:58 PM

For anyone wondering about me making an album on my phone 8/9 songs i want are now complete then after that ill adjust them until they’re good create the album cover and overthink on whether i release it or never do that 💔

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zlf — 8/22/2025, 4:17:34 PM

I recently found out how to use plugins and unlock more instruments and shit

And I’m getting good at this yesterday I made this one song called Submarine which is actually really good and I’m listening to it a lot 😭 I’m listening to my own music I’ve made with barely any experience

And the song I made before that was really good too 🔥🔥

Time to make an entire album on my phone or something frfr

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zlf — 7/6/2025, 1:54:59 AM

Turns out i now sometimes try to make music on garageband on my phone at like midnight this is the second time ive made a full song there recently

I lowkey have potential but idk how to play any instruments and dont have professional software so I guess I’ll just do this for now 😎

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zlf — 9/13/2025, 11:02:33 PM

Ok so i predicted 2025 to be my year

It was not so i predicted the second half would be where it truly becomes my year

While there has been some improvement new problems have just arisen and my predictions arent happening 🥀

BUT

I believe september will be a VERY important month in my 2025 lore especially the rest of it and i believe the next two weeks or so will determine whether 2025 truly is my year or not 🤔🤔

zlf — 9/9/2025, 8:09:19 PM

“Just talk to people”

Unfortunately its not that easy! I feel like i’ve discovered that i genuinely cant make friends unless i meet them online first 💔

Went to edinburgh today simply to meet up with a guy i know online and we got along really well, not sure what’s more difficult, going outside and speaking to people or traveling around the country just to spend time with people because your only real friends live anywhere but here 🤔🤔

zlf — 8/22/2025, 4:17:34 PM

I recently found out how to use plugins and unlock more instruments and shit

And I’m getting good at this yesterday I made this one song called Submarine which is actually really good and I’m listening to it a lot 😭 I’m listening to my own music I’ve made with barely any experience

And the song I made before that was really good too 🔥🔥

Time to make an entire album on my phone or something frfr

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zlf — 7/6/2025, 1:54:59 AM

Turns out i now sometimes try to make music on garageband on my phone at like midnight this is the second time ive made a full song there recently

I lowkey have potential but idk how to play any instruments and dont have professional software so I guess I’ll just do this for now 😎

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zlf — 8/11/2025, 4:16:47 PM

How did i achieve ts

zlf — 7/17/2025, 11:07:53 PM

Ok so updates on that one friend i have

So she’s a girl and because of that everybody seems to think we’re dating?? Her parents think that my parents think that and one of her friends sent me a message today saying “aren’t you my mates boyfriend” and then said “I saw you guys outside poundland so dont even lie” no need to be so threatening 🥀

zlf — 7/12/2025, 6:51:13 PM

This was an insane success now let me explain wtf im even talking about

So for years i have had huge social issues and basically been friendless since 2020 and resorted to speaking to people online, however ive been trying to improve this for a while but nothings working and this week i has two huge opportunities to fix this!

First of all was what i called plan A in “operation unfuck my social life”, a club i go to did 5 days straight of activities with tons of opportunities to make friends, however, my social skills are so horrid that i made zero friends or even acquaintances by the end of that 😭

So that leads into plan B phase 1, which was continuing to get online friends but specifically ones from nearby here or at least scotland, as I was more comfortable speaking to people online. And from that I could do plan B phase 2: meeting online friends

So today I basically did a whole ass solo expedition to another city, met up with a good friend i had from there, we spent the day doing a bunch of stuff and now we’re likely going to make regular visits 😭 Is this a valid way to fix my social life chat???

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zlf — 7/9/2025, 10:01:50 PM

Plan B phase two officially commences on saturday will i make it to saturday before going insane?????

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zlf — 7/7/2025, 2:40:51 PM

Update: nvm i am absolutely fucked

Plan A in what i call “operation unfuck my social life” is NOT working, however plan B has a 90% chance of working but is less effective

Plan B has been in motion since the start of june and the second phase is where the magic happens the second phase can be initiated as soon as Saturday, maybe even tomorrow if I change up my schedules

However, plan A will be impacted if i change my schedules and plan A would be far more effective than plan B if it works, which it always has a chance to

I probably sound insane rn thats because i lowkey am 🔥 I will start preparing for the second phase of plan B as soon as I am able to

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zlf — 7/7/2025, 7:20:47 AM

July 2025 will absolutely be my month Im predicting it

I shall return with updates in the future if it truly is my month 🔥🔥🔥

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zlf — 7/9/2025, 10:01:50 PM

Plan B phase two officially commences on saturday will i make it to saturday before going insane?????

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zlf — 7/7/2025, 2:40:51 PM

Update: nvm i am absolutely fucked

Plan A in what i call “operation unfuck my social life” is NOT working, however plan B has a 90% chance of working but is less effective

Plan B has been in motion since the start of june and the second phase is where the magic happens the second phase can be initiated as soon as Saturday, maybe even tomorrow if I change up my schedules

However, plan A will be impacted if i change my schedules and plan A would be far more effective than plan B if it works, which it always has a chance to

I probably sound insane rn thats because i lowkey am 🔥 I will start preparing for the second phase of plan B as soon as I am able to

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zlf — 7/7/2025, 7:20:47 AM

July 2025 will absolutely be my month Im predicting it

I shall return with updates in the future if it truly is my month 🔥🔥🔥

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zlf — 7/7/2025, 2:40:51 PM

Update: nvm i am absolutely fucked

Plan A in what i call “operation unfuck my social life” is NOT working, however plan B has a 90% chance of working but is less effective

Plan B has been in motion since the start of june and the second phase is where the magic happens the second phase can be initiated as soon as Saturday, maybe even tomorrow if I change up my schedules

However, plan A will be impacted if i change my schedules and plan A would be far more effective than plan B if it works, which it always has a chance to

I probably sound insane rn thats because i lowkey am 🔥 I will start preparing for the second phase of plan B as soon as I am able to

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zlf — 7/7/2025, 7:20:47 AM

July 2025 will absolutely be my month Im predicting it

I shall return with updates in the future if it truly is my month 🔥🔥🔥

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zlf — 7/7/2025, 7:20:47 AM

July 2025 will absolutely be my month Im predicting it

I shall return with updates in the future if it truly is my month 🔥🔥🔥

zlf — 7/6/2025, 1:54:59 AM

Turns out i now sometimes try to make music on garageband on my phone at like midnight this is the second time ive made a full song there recently

I lowkey have potential but idk how to play any instruments and dont have professional software so I guess I’ll just do this for now 😎

zlf — 6/2/2025, 6:34:29 PM

Ok i gave up on the music gatekeeping thing

Andd its my birthday cool

zlf — 5/19/2025, 10:24:37 PM

“You find the gatekept song right on the floor next to you, and it’s revealed”

You find a piece of paper with the name of the gatekept song

“Ang… Ahh!”

The song gets blasted by a gamma ray and vaporizes in front of you before you can read anything

What now?

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zlf — 5/17/2025, 9:22:45 AM

You pick the lock…

Using a paperclip in your pocket, you try to do this and get ready, however, it doesn’t open

Thats when you realize there are two keys which must be inserted at the same time.

You use the other key you found on the other lock but it doesn’t work.

What now?

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zlf — 5/16/2025, 1:19:07 PM

You try the key that you found earlier..

You head to the song and try to ungatekeep it, but the key doesnt work, its a fake!

Now what…

1. Find the rest of the key shards

2. Pick the lock

3. Buy another key

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zlf — 5/15/2025, 6:42:17 PM

Suddenly, you notice a hamster wheel.

You convince the monster to go in the hamster wheel and you start rolling.

“Where we heading?” Says the monster

“Back to where we came here from!”

You start heading back, you cross continents and oceans, until finally arriving back in the sewers.

“Wait,” says the monster, “my original goal was to keep that song gatekept from you, but you’re a good person, I don’t want to kill you.”

“So can you tell me the song?” you reply

“Of course,” says the monster, “the song is called An-”

Suddenly, the monster spontaneously combusts and fucking dies 🥀

What now?

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zlf — 5/17/2025, 9:22:45 AM

You pick the lock…

Using a paperclip in your pocket, you try to do this and get ready, however, it doesn’t open

Thats when you realize there are two keys which must be inserted at the same time.

You use the other key you found on the other lock but it doesn’t work.

What now?

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zlf — 5/16/2025, 1:19:07 PM

You try the key that you found earlier..

You head to the song and try to ungatekeep it, but the key doesnt work, its a fake!

Now what…

1. Find the rest of the key shards

2. Pick the lock

3. Buy another key

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zlf — 5/15/2025, 6:42:17 PM

Suddenly, you notice a hamster wheel.

You convince the monster to go in the hamster wheel and you start rolling.

“Where we heading?” Says the monster

“Back to where we came here from!”

You start heading back, you cross continents and oceans, until finally arriving back in the sewers.

“Wait,” says the monster, “my original goal was to keep that song gatekept from you, but you’re a good person, I don’t want to kill you.”

“So can you tell me the song?” you reply

“Of course,” says the monster, “the song is called An-”

Suddenly, the monster spontaneously combusts and fucking dies 🥀

What now?

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zlf — 5/13/2025, 5:02:03 PM

“i look it up on google translate and then i attempt to say “добър въпрос”"

Pulling out your phone clumsily, you translate the phrase “good question” to Bulgarian and say “добър въпрос”, your bulgarian is horrible and nobody understands you well.

“Махай се от съдебната ми зала” says one of the judges, you pull out google translate again and find out he told you “Get out of my courtroom”. You and the monster leave.

“Now what? We’re in Bulgaria and theres no way I will be able to ungatekeep that song now” You say

“Well, its gatekept for a reason, the whole point is so that you don’t know what the song is” Says the monster, “me and my team have merely been trying to defend the song from being ungatekept”

What do you do now?

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zlf — 5/16/2025, 1:19:07 PM

You try the key that you found earlier..

You head to the song and try to ungatekeep it, but the key doesnt work, its a fake!

Now what…

1. Find the rest of the key shards

2. Pick the lock

3. Buy another key

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zlf — 5/15/2025, 6:42:17 PM

Suddenly, you notice a hamster wheel.

You convince the monster to go in the hamster wheel and you start rolling.

“Where we heading?” Says the monster

“Back to where we came here from!”

You start heading back, you cross continents and oceans, until finally arriving back in the sewers.

“Wait,” says the monster, “my original goal was to keep that song gatekept from you, but you’re a good person, I don’t want to kill you.”

“So can you tell me the song?” you reply

“Of course,” says the monster, “the song is called An-”

Suddenly, the monster spontaneously combusts and fucking dies 🥀

What now?

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zlf — 5/13/2025, 5:02:03 PM

“i look it up on google translate and then i attempt to say “добър въпрос”"

Pulling out your phone clumsily, you translate the phrase “good question” to Bulgarian and say “добър въпрос”, your bulgarian is horrible and nobody understands you well.

“Махай се от съдебната ми зала” says one of the judges, you pull out google translate again and find out he told you “Get out of my courtroom”. You and the monster leave.

“Now what? We’re in Bulgaria and theres no way I will be able to ungatekeep that song now” You say

“Well, its gatekept for a reason, the whole point is so that you don’t know what the song is” Says the monster, “me and my team have merely been trying to defend the song from being ungatekept”

What do you do now?

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zlf — 5/12/2025, 3:41:22 PM

You sue the creature in a Bulgarian court of law…

“Pack your bags, we’re going to Bulgaria” You say, the creature looks at you surprised, and you lead it out of the sewers.

After getting on a plane, you arrive in Sofia, the capital of Bulgaria, and enter a court, the judges look at you and the creature puzzled.

“Какво, по дяволите, е това братле?” says one of them, but you don’t speak Bulgarian.

What do you say now?

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