“fuck bro, let me finish. Your mom asked me to come find you, said some creature ran away with her key and said you could track it down for her. Hi, name’s Chet.” You say
“That key you speak of is something that we are keeping from you! It ungatekeeps the song █████ ██ ███ █████ by ██████! And it will never be ungatekept!”
It slashes at you again, there is now no choice but to fight back
What do you do?
You respond with “Your mom”
“How dare you!” screams the monster, “such rudeness shall not be tolerated!”
It reveals a sharp pair of claws, and slashes at you, getting hit, you fall back
What now?
Option 2 was selected
There are large footsteps throughout the tunnel, and the further down you go, the clearer they get, until you hear a noise.
A growl comes from the edge…
And then something appears, a large monstrous creature, with a deep black and slimy coat. And it speaks to you.
“What brings you here!?” It roars
How do you respond?
“luckily I brought a can of 7.82 Hour Energy™ so I simply chug that and have the energy to do everything™"
You chug the can and choose option 1…
Heading right and feeling energized, you continue down the tunnel, until you find something - an imprint in the ground. The creature has been here.
You continue and find multiple, and then you reach a crossroad.
There are three tunnels ahead of you, each having the same creature’s footsteps going through them, they seem to appear out of nowhere, how is that possible?
What happens now?
Go through the left tunnel
Go through the middle tunnel
Go through the right tunnel
say “well guess what”
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