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youremom — 5/17/2022, 12:00:07 PM

Yo mamma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China as a belt

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youremom — 5/16/2022, 12:00:06 PM

Yo mamma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number

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youremom — 5/15/2022, 12:00:04 PM

Yo mamma so fat people keep pushing her in the water at the beach so she won't die

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youremom — 5/14/2022, 12:00:06 PM

Yo mamma is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up

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youremom — 5/11/2022, 12:00:03 PM

Yo mamma is so fat that on halloween she says trick or meatloaf

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youremom — 5/10/2022, 12:00:05 PM

Yo mamma is so fat when I said release the Kraken, your mom came

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youremom — 5/9/2022, 12:00:02 PM

Yo mamma so fat Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction

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youremom — 5/6/2022, 12:00:05 PM

Yo mamma is so fat were in her right now

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youremom — 5/5/2022, 12:00:05 PM

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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youremom — 5/4/2022, 12:00:06 PM

Yo mamma so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock

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youremom — 5/3/2022, 12:00:04 PM

Yo mamma so fat when she gets cut she bleeds gravy

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youremom — 5/1/2022, 12:00:01 PM

Yo mamma so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up

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youremom — 4/30/2022, 12:00:05 PM

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

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youremom — 4/29/2022, 12:00:06 PM

Yo mamma so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices

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youremom — 4/28/2022, 12:00:05 PM

Yo mamma so fat people keep pushing her in the water at the beach so she won't die

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