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Yo mamma is so fat when she was walking on the street her belly button was sticking out everybody started saying, hey look a third nipple!

Yo mamma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie

Yo mamma so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices

Yo mamma so fat, her stomach gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mamma so fat she went to japan and Godzilla said DAMN and ran away.

Yo mamma is so fat every time she tries to hide she is hiding that object that she is trying to hide by

Yo mamma is so fat people called her a wild hog

Yo mamma so fat not even a Twinkie would get her off the couch, even while a crane tries to help her

Yo mamma so fat God could not even lift her spirt

Yo mamma is so fat you feed on her junk

Yo mamma so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk

Yo mamma so fat she's on both sides the family

Yo mamma so fat when she went to the movies she sat by everybody

Yo mamma is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan