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youremom — 4/26/2022, 12:00:06 PM

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing

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youremom — 4/23/2022, 12:00:05 PM

Yo mamma so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes Chicago, New York, L.A.

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youremom — 4/22/2022, 12:00:03 PM

Yo mamma is so fat when I killed her in Call of Duty I got a five kill scorestreak.

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youremom — 4/19/2022, 12:00:04 PM

Yo mamma is so fat that the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow

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youremom — 4/18/2022, 12:00:05 PM

Yo mamma so fat they changed one size fits all to one size fits most

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youremom — 4/11/2022, 12:00:05 PM

Yo mamma so fat her belly button got home 30 minutes before she did

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youremom — 4/8/2022, 12:00:05 PM

Yo mamma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

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youremom — 4/5/2022, 12:00:05 PM

Yo mamma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up

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youremom — 4/3/2022, 12:00:05 PM

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing

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youremom — 4/2/2022, 12:00:04 PM

Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass

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youremom — 3/31/2022, 12:00:05 PM

Yo mamma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up

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youremom — 3/29/2022, 12:00:07 PM

Yo mamma is so fat when she was walking on the street her belly button was sticking out everybody started saying, hey look a third nipple!

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youremom — 3/28/2022, 12:00:09 PM

Yo mamma so fat she don't fit in this joke

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youremom — 3/26/2022, 1:00:06 PM

Yo mamma so fat when she gets cut she bleeds gravy

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youremom — 3/24/2022, 1:00:04 PM

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and popped Skittles out

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