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what if I drove somewhere presidents day weekend
itβs the last holiday I get until almost june so I kinda want to make the most of it
I could go south where itβs not as cold π€
I could also stop for a basketball game π€
weβll see
there are 34 states of matter now?
what are scientists thinking??
wasteof.money is legal in all 34 states
someone from alexandria called my work phone at 5:30 last night and left a message thatβs just 7 seconds of static π³
shoot
what did that pennsylvania rat do
what did that pennsylvania rat do
watching sharknado 5: global swarming
someone from zionsville, indiana is desperate to talk to me

the same number has tried to call me 10 times now
weβre so back
well um hmm so perhaps maybe uh it might be um snowing just a little bit
I refuse to let any of these βmodelsβ fool me
I already know there wonβt be any snow!
lmao no one is here