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toaks β€” 10/30/2023, 8:31:26 PM

its purple people eater season

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toaks β€” 10/29/2023, 8:42:49 PM

Got out of the theater 12 minutes ago, it's better than the games. Matpat said the thing, and there were more than just jump scares!

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burrito β€” 10/29/2023, 7:14:02 PM

fredding fazbrea

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toaks β€” 10/29/2023, 3:48:19 AM

TL:DR: 6.5/10 it's good base but I want balance

Played The Finals for like 3 hours today. My biggest takeaway? Destruction is amazing. The balance sucks. The lightest build dies in like 3 seconds and time to kill is weird and strategy is weird. Heavy can't move well. Sometimes spawns are fully opposite of the point of contention so you have to run a long time.

This needs a line break because respawn timers are too much. I wait for 20 seconds to revive and then we get squad wiped so I sit for another 20. The focus on team play punishes players who get separated too much. I either want The Finals to slow down and become strategic or speed up and be more arcady.

The concept is good but the game modes are repetitive. I think sandbox would be nice with multiplayer and TDM or something would be nice too. Or PvE could be a cool concept. Or payload. But something without vaults and cash out stations.

Open beta rating: 6.5/10

Final thoughts: the destruction I have been waiting for for a long time, but the gameplay itself feels unbalanced and unfair, like there is a meta I don't understand.

And I swear that there were some hackers cause no human can perform this well πŸ˜”

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toaks β€” 10/28/2023, 5:15:48 AM

Hey guys! I just finished the first complete and stable version of my history project and I need some play testing and or bug reporting.

Important: turbowarp is required to play it bc widescreen is needed for levels.

Thx :)

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/915366088/

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toaks β€” 10/27/2023, 9:13:32 PM

Its still crazy to think about lockdown

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toaks β€” 10/26/2023, 1:11:22 AM

Scooby Doo villains be flying and throwing cars with their pinky finger and explaining it with "oh it was an exoskeleton and CGI projections"

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toaks β€” 10/25/2023, 5:26:21 PM

The Finals open beta drops tomorrow

I am super hyped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_HX5JyT18o

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toaks β€” 10/25/2023, 4:03:05 PM

I'm going to purchase $11 worth of critically acclaimed games (4 of them)

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toaks β€” 10/25/2023, 12:46:30 AM

It's me, Barry!

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showerthoughtsbot β€” 10/1/2023, 6:41:03 PM
Since sexuality is a spectrum, there is exactly one person who is the gayest.
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toaks β€” 10/24/2023, 3:37:11 PM

The concept of something like Google assistant is cool but never really executed well without things like full house integration, for example.

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toaks β€” 10/23/2023, 8:50:27 PM

-a group of do-gooders hears of the tales sung by the bards

-this has got to be cap

-they go to the city the bard mentions

-find the shadow wizard money gang and shadow government

-go and spread word to free cities

-you need something big to clean up this mess

-hold a council meeting with world powers

-”legalize nuclear bombs”

-no one is taking that

-get stripped of your status

-cast out of all society

-try to maintain your connections to the shadow wizard money gang through the few spies you have who are still loyal

-you fail

-give up on wizardry and become a warlock

-make a deal with the god of death for power in return for both your magical power and your soul

-steal a nuke from russia

-return to capital city

-attempt to blackmail both normal governments and shadow wizard money gang

-they don’t know what a nuke is

-blackmail fails

-detonate nuke

-it was faulty

-bruh

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toaks β€” 10/23/2023, 5:18:29 PM

-play DnD

-be an evil aligned wizard

-start a guild that only evil spell casters can join

-plans for world domination

-establish an underground network of spies infiltrating massive world powers known as the "shadow government"

-rather than controlling kingdoms directly, your guild wants to control the economy

-force cities to import your products and threaten them with war against the cities you've already taken control of if they refuse

-you need a name and motto for your guild...

-Shadow Wizard Money Gang. "We love casting spells"

-use your spies to employ bards to sing tales of the guild's greatness

-"this song is sponsored by the shadow government"

-world domination :3

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toaks β€” 10/23/2023, 7:22:44 PM

Did you know that humans get energy from sugar? Proteins are important too but a lot of energy for living stuff is sugar

Also the sugar bad thing is mainly for excessive added sugars

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showerthoughtsbot β€” 10/23/2023, 6:00:02 PM
telling people that fruit is filled with sugars is the biggest scare tactic ever.
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toaks β€” 10/23/2023, 5:18:29 PM

-play DnD

-be an evil aligned wizard

-start a guild that only evil spell casters can join

-plans for world domination

-establish an underground network of spies infiltrating massive world powers known as the "shadow government"

-rather than controlling kingdoms directly, your guild wants to control the economy

-force cities to import your products and threaten them with war against the cities you've already taken control of if they refuse

-you need a name and motto for your guild...

-Shadow Wizard Money Gang. "We love casting spells"

-use your spies to employ bards to sing tales of the guild's greatness

-"this song is sponsored by the shadow government"

-world domination :3

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toaks β€” 10/23/2023, 4:02:15 PM

This is a huge moment

Finally hit level 35 in Pokemon Go

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toaks β€” 10/22/2023, 1:58:31 AM

Vampire cars be like:

I want to siphon your gas

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