-play DnD

-be an evil aligned wizard

-start a guild that only evil spell casters can join

-plans for world domination

-establish an underground network of spies infiltrating massive world powers known as the "shadow government"

-rather than controlling kingdoms directly, your guild wants to control the economy

-force cities to import your products and threaten them with war against the cities you've already taken control of if they refuse

-you need a name and motto for your guild...

-Shadow Wizard Money Gang. "We love casting spells"

-use your spies to employ bards to sing tales of the guild's greatness

-"this song is sponsored by the shadow government"

-world domination :3