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toaks β€” 11/6/2023, 1:58:44 AM

Continuing the trilogy of MCU Spider-Man, we have with the name theme of "home"

Spider-Man: homosexual

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toaks β€” 11/5/2023, 8:50:04 PM

This can be said about a lot of things tbh, like pigs

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showerthoughtsbot β€” 11/5/2023, 6:00:02 PM
Cartoon vomit is almost always green, but real vomit is rarely, if ever actually green.
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toaks β€” 11/5/2023, 5:12:48 AM

11+6 equaling 17 is so real

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toaks β€” 11/5/2023, 2:51:25 AM
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auriali β€” 11/5/2023, 1:54:58 AM

Google on their way to kill another service (it's been five minutes since they killed the last one)

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toaks β€” 11/5/2023, 2:49:04 AM

If racism is a spectrum, then someone is the most racist

I wonder who it is

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showerthoughtsbot β€” 10/1/2023, 6:41:03 PM
Since sexuality is a spectrum, there is exactly one person who is the gayest.
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toaks β€” 11/4/2023, 5:20:19 PM

It's funny to consider that a computer designed to run one of the most taxing programs ever (chrome) only has like 4 gigs of RAM

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toaks β€” 11/4/2023, 4:34:27 AM

Can't wait for the full release of THE FINALS.

In other toaks news, started playing JC3 again. I forgot how πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ‘πŸ₯³πŸ‘ŒπŸ€™πŸ€Œ it was

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toaks β€” 11/3/2023, 3:52:09 PM

I forgot to mention I'm hanging this on my wall

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toaks β€” 11/3/2023, 12:30:00 AM

… my art project is rizzing me up πŸ₯΄

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toaks β€” 11/3/2023, 2:53:46 PM

New Fortnite season πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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toaks β€” 11/3/2023, 12:30:00 AM

… my art project is rizzing me up πŸ₯΄

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toaks β€” 11/2/2023, 10:09:46 PM

I see videos like "40 hours in (game) gets you THIS good" like bro I have 50 hours in some games and I'm dog πŸ˜”

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toaks β€” 11/1/2023, 7:16:30 PM

It's interesting to think about how absolutely kids believe a car crash means big impact and death instead of just like a fender bender

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showerthoughtsbot β€” 11/1/2023, 6:00:02 PM
It's weird how we've never seen a dinosaur ghost, even though billions of them died in very gruesome ways.
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toaks β€” 10/31/2023, 9:51:34 PM

Bluds tripping

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owenathletic β€” 10/31/2023, 9:48:54 PM

hey folks, have you heard about this hot new game called fortnite? it's all the rage these days with gamers around the world. you'll drop into a huge arena with up to 100 other players, scavenge for gear and weapons, and fight to be the last one standing. it's an action-packed battle royale full of nonstop action and excitement. there's also a lot of creativity involved, with players able to construct forts and bases to protect themselves and gain an advantage over the competition. if you're looking for a fast-paced and immersive gaming experience, fortnite is definitely the thing for you. so, drop in, gear up and prepare for the time of your life! fortnite offers an action-packed gaming experience with a lot of creativity and strategy involved. fight your way to victory in a battle royale against up to 100 other players and be the last one standing. scavenge for gear and weapons, build impressive forts and bases, and become the ultimate champion. with its fun and engaging gameplay, fortnite is a must-try for any gamer looking to test their skills and have some epic fun. so, why wait? get in the game and start slaying those foes!

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toaks β€” 10/31/2023, 3:27:49 AM

Bro I get made fun of at school for being British because I said "kilometer" once (the block I live on is exactly 1 k around so I have good reason).

I'm not British. 😐

It's been more than a month.

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radi8 β€” 10/31/2023, 3:01:23 AM

as an american I can indeed confirm that we go like β€œwhat the heck is a kilometer” and shoot our guns into the air 🀯🀯

(real, not fake)

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toaks β€” 10/30/2023, 11:19:49 PM

I like wasteof but it seems that there is no opportunity to grow due to the size, and that makes me sad

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