strawberrypuding beta

Figure how much money because they are shellfish.

Warning for politics, profanity, and insulting billionaires (lol).

Having to watch losers like Trump, Musk, Zuckerberg, Cook, Nadella, Pichai, and more burn it all to the ground for their own enrichment and witnessing how many minorities and vulnerable people that will suffer due to their hate and greed hurts enough, but the extra salt in the wound is how painfully cringe they are. Seriously, these fucking losers are what is going to accelerate climate change and plunge us into complete turmoil with potentially little to no hope of recovery? These fucking dorks? Donald Trump, a man born by combining everyone’s racist grandad at Christmas dinner to create one super racist? Elon Musk, the guy who fakes being good at video games and reposts dead memes from iFunny? Mark “I’m not a robot” Zuckerberg? Jeff Bezos, who looks like someone tried to recreate The Hood from Thunderbirds from memory? Tim Cook, a man who would disintegrate if he ate anything that had been near a chilli? Satya Nadella, who looks like an AI generated image to the prompt, “the most pathetic looking tech bro alive”? Sundar Pichai, someone so boring I can’t even think of an insult? These are our world ending Bond villains? They don’t even have the courtesy to be charismatic villains, they’re all just pathetic, personality devoid losers with nothing but the desire for more wealth. It’s nowhere near the biggest issue with this made in America oligarchy, but it’s just the shit cherry on top of the shit cake.

They are too small to get out of the screen with my uncle

yay i’m beta tester now

this is unpresidented there is no one else online has had enough; it is put down.

Quick survey... Do y'all read the captions on tiktoks / reels or whatever you watch? One of my friends (let's call him J) sent me a tiktok of a girl and said: "I'm afraid she is my type" and I was confused and asked him what he was talking about as the caption was: "wuh luh wuh" with the #wlw... Like dude? What are you talking about? She isn't your type she is other women's type 😭

with how old emperor palpatine is, he really should be called emperor heart palpitations

5 years coming up since COVID is crazy, i feel like im living life in 2x speed

Don't get weirded out.

ENTRY C.2

I think I figured it out.

anyone else concerned that zuck started to seem more human around the time AI started to get good?

At 9:08pm, while watching an Australian port of an English game show…

Dad: “. . . Landon, why is there an Apple Pencil on the ceiling-”

Sister: “Noooo, noooo, take it down, it's creepy!”

It stayed hidden for about 4 hours. I can't guarantee that it won't show up in another weird place . . .

“keep the stomach empty and the balls full”

SCP articles be like:

I still have yet to get a girlfriend, but I got a date to homecoming. baby steps.

i swear applying for jobs is a hell specifically designed to torture autistic people

• you're expected to lie a little bit, and being too honest is penalized

• you have to do interviews and wear uncomfy clothes while making eye contact with people

• in those interviews you're getting asked all these questions about yourself and you're supposed to know how to respond in just the right way to make yourself seem appealing

• you're supposed to say all these reasons how and why you're a good worker when most of the time you don't even understand anything about yourself or what you're expected to do

• you have to ask people to be references for you which is especially hell for people with anxiety

and then you're supposed understand all of this naturally even though nobody taught you anything about it