strawberrypuding beta

sometimes i wonder how pizza companies can make their cheese so perfectly melted. like is there some secret recipe or something? its like they've unlocked the secrets of the universe

Hot take: Fines should be based on your income. The bigger your income, the bigger the fine.

Fines are something used to discourage someone doing something, but it’s hardly discouraging for a millionaire who can happily take a parking ticket whenever they like, they aren’t above the law.

Completely unresolved in the meantime, and just leave this up but lit up with that

Six funny comebacks:

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This may be ironic because this is wasteof.money but here goes

Currency is probably the worst thing humans have ever made. The essentials of life and what makes life fun is behind a paywall and that is simply shameful. We shouldn't have to normalize things like free healthcare or anything because it should be free in the first place.

I HAPPILY ACCEPT TO TAKE THE REIGNS FROM MR. BIDEN AS THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE FOR THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 🇺🇸

shoutout to the frat bro (?) i met while watching the aurora borealis, who, upon seeing the bear-shaped silhouette of a tree, declared: “WAS THAT THE BITE OF ‘87?!” and spent a good few minutes chatting about markiplier with me

i’m now swiss :3

If you didn’t catch it…. Minecraft just dropped 1.21

Here’s a brief rundown of what they added:

1. Tricky Trials A twisted path of dungeons, home to the new breeze mob, along with mob spawners that spawn mobs with a progressive level of difficulty. What can I get from them?? You can get the new heavy core, which is used to craft the new weapon, being the mace. You can get wind charges by killing breezes, which when thrown, cause a mini explosion of air, pushing things around. Pots in the structure also drops random ores. You can also get new Armor Trims and music disks. Find a map to these trials by trading with a villager

2. The armadillo! Yeah, why did people vote for this. When breeding it, it will drop scute, which is used to craft wolf armor. This negates almost all damage until broken. You can find them in savannas.

3. The mace A new weapon that has a very long cool down, but does more damage the father you fall. (Can one shot the warden) Very broken, as you can see.

4. The crafter It…. crafts thing, I’ll let the red stone nerds handle that one

5. Some new painting. I mean, they look pretty cool, so it’s a win ig

That’s pretty much all the important stuff, have fun!

I had to teach my sister how to use a usb

After I landed into Italy, we rented a car and headed up north to check out Switzerland for a day. Photos soon!