There’s a bird who’s been outside my house for the past month or so, and it sounds exactly like the alarm on the oven… it is pissing me off!
simeon_amgil
Hi :3
Hi :3
There’s a bird who’s been outside my house for the past month or so, and it sounds exactly like the alarm on the oven… it is pissing me off!
Accidentally got todays Wordle by getting frustrated and hitting my keyboard...
I ain’t complaining! At least it wasn’t another, “MYRRH.“
Y’all recon we will ever get a Super Mario Maker 3?
Does ADHD affect dreams?
Like are you in one scenario and you see something that distracts you and now you are in a completely other scenario without even noticing?
After many failed attempts, I have finally started off a day with a good coffee!
Today will be a wonderful day.
You know…
Necromancy opens a whole new door for insurance scams…
How many of y’all know what the Splatterpunk genre is?
I just found out about it yesterday and my opinion on it is… mixed…
Why are people against water boarding at Guantanamo Bay bay anymore?
That sounds sick!
(Due to the nature of this post, I do have to clarify that it is a joke based on someone having a miss conception on what it means)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I just found out my ancestors were tax collectors!
WHY!?!??!?
I got the gods damn IRS gene!!!
Slip, slop, slap, seek and slide. Have fun outside, but don't get fried. Slip on a shirt, slop on sunscreen, slap on a hat. Seek shade, slide on sunnies - simple as that. Slip, slop, slap, seek and slide. Have fund outside, but don't get fried. Slip, slop, slap, seek and slide!