simeon_amgil
Hi :3
Hi :3
Why doesn't capitalism have a pride flag like communism?
Every morning I have a choice between coffee or breakfast.
Yesterday, I chose breakfast…
I will never make that mistake again.
So I tried baking cookies for my parents and my boyfriend… But I’m now getting word that the cookies are actually lethal… I’m not joking!
I miss read “¾ TBSP of Baking Powder” as “¾ Cups of Bi-carb Soda.“
And also the cookies while in the oven turned into a singular cookie…
I’m not joking about how it can kill you if you eat all of it… I think about half of it is enough to send you straight to the ER!
(So note to self for next time I try to bake, “Don’t“)
Instead of doing an interactive story thing, I may just do a normal story instead, to see if I have enough dedication to commit to something like that.
I’ll probs make an alt account for the story in a bit, but I feel like I have to check Wasteof’s rules about alt accounts first, so it’ll probs be about a month before I’m bothered to read!
I feel like y’all will love the story! (Or at least two of you will.)
:/ >:( :) :3
I ran out of sh*tposts…
I am planning on making another account for sort of interactive stories, like The Sun Vanished, where I’ll post an image with some text based context and then get people to comment what the character in the story should do.
I’d either choose a comment that best fits the story or find a way to get people to somehow vote on the best comment bellow.
Let me know if any of you would be interested with that!
(The account will also be for multiple stories like that, once one reaches it’s conclusion another will start, and I’ll also probs try to give each story it’s own art style!)
If I give a step by step guide on how to remove someone’s skin, would I get banned?
I downloaded 15 Minecraft horror mods, and somehow I messed it up because only two or three work…
HA HAAAAA!
I have finally finished school!
Oh gods…
I’m gonna have to get a j*b now…
"Innsmouth? Well it's a queer kind of town down at the mouth of the Manuxet."
-HP Lovecraft (The Shadow Over Innsmouth)
Damn, sounds like my kind of town!
Did you know, 99.8% of dead people have died?