shaftgoblin

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shaftgoblin — 5/9/2023, 5:01:26 PM

it looks like I will be using this platform an eensy teensy bit more cause I just got suspended from twitter

uh

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shaftgoblin — 5/9/2023, 4:56:25 PM

god fucking no please keep it to yourself

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oren — 5/8/2023, 7:14:15 PM

Should I start posting everything I think about?

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shaftgoblin — 5/9/2023, 3:06:18 PM

make sure everyone lets their icecubes melt before they drink their soda

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shellfish — 5/8/2023, 7:49:57 PM

i’m honored that u appreciate my mind-state. this is 1 of the greatest joys ive ever experienced. to celebrate our friendship, i’d like to invite everyone on waste of money to go out to olive garden for dinner tonight. im paying.

breadsticks for all!!

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grippins — 5/8/2023, 3:41:43 AM

case and point

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shellfish — 9/23/2022, 5:38:18 PM

u may think im a parody or funnny account but im actulally real i promise im just acting funni rn

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shaftgoblin — 5/9/2023, 3:05:05 PM

purge the old, our future lies in the youth

do not let them see the light of day again, lest the old people get their smell all over the place

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og — 5/9/2023, 1:59:37 AM

oh sick my account is a year old

certified og (real)

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shaftgoblin — 5/9/2023, 3:03:13 PM

I would pay $11 dollars for you to remove your molars

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doey — 5/7/2023, 4:55:37 AM

would you pay $11 for a checkmark?

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shaftgoblin — 5/9/2023, 3:02:27 PM

thats why you should join my party the shafters

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oren — 5/8/2023, 3:32:47 PM

America needs a new political party. Both of the current ones are bad. Republicans are way too reactionary, Democrats are pro-censorship, and both are getting more extreme. Neither appropriately represents an average person.

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shaftgoblin — 5/9/2023, 3:00:09 PM

thats my president

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joebiden — 5/8/2023, 10:36:10 PM

Read up on “Neoliberalism”, “Neoconservatism” and the “Freedom Caucus”. These ideologies are the reason our country is so politically dysfunctional. Also - read up on Conservative Parties in other countries like the United Kingdom and Canada. One thing you’ll instantly notice is that they are generally very acceptive of socially “liberal” policies, and hell, they’re even STAUNCH supporters of universal healthcare. Think about that for a second - why is it that the idea of universal healthcare is so universally respected by all ideologies in other countries that can afford it, but universally condemned by American conservatives and hell, even the majority of LIBERALS in Congress? It’s because near the entirety of American politicians are in the pockets of Big Pharma. The politicians who claim to be everyday, stand up to “the man” people are almost always taking donations from big companies. There is a serious problem with the way America works, but there are some seriously great US politicians out there if anyone needs politicians to put on the kin list

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oren — 5/8/2023, 3:32:47 PM

America needs a new political party. Both of the current ones are bad. Republicans are way too reactionary, Democrats are pro-censorship, and both are getting more extreme. Neither appropriately represents an average person.

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shaftgoblin — 4/10/2023, 3:01:37 PM

thank youuu ^^ fans like you are we we do this stuff! SO glad youre having fun :))

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perrin — 4/9/2023, 11:08:00 PM

why do people even feel compelled to made jerkish troll accounts like @shaftgoblin and @basedashell

what do you get out of spreading negativity and being mean to people for no reason

what makes posting mean comments so funny

please explain it to me i’m genuinely curious

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shaftgoblin — 4/5/2023, 2:40:30 PM

the cost of lives. I csincerly cannot belived your allwoed to stay on theis platform after aeverything you did. FUicking disgutsting.

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wahsp — 3/30/2023, 3:24:07 PM

I got this saturday off, but at what cost? 😔

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shaftgoblin — 4/5/2023, 2:29:06 PM

Taps the tips of my fingers together while I spin slowly in a swivel chair

mwuahahahaha

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dawn — 4/4/2023, 11:40:30 PM

📌 pinned post

hi ! i'm dawn, here is a lot of information about me:

important information: pronouns: she/fae/they/it, pokémon nerd, girlkisser

interests: pokémon (obviously !), celeste game, team fortress game, game dev (sometimes; i'm not very good at it), old computer hardware (like commodore amiga)

this account is supposed to be a happy and safe space where people can have fun ! if you come here to be annoying then please leave, you're not welcome here

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shaftgoblin — 4/5/2023, 2:23:07 PM

unfunny

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perrin — 4/4/2023, 11:58:59 PM

on one hand it would be cool to have enough followers to be on the explore tab

on the other hand I am currently at 69 followers

therefore I implore any wasteof users who don’t currently follow me to perform one of the following actions:

a) do not follow me in order to keep me at 69 followers

b) follow me en masse and up that number to 420

anything in between is unacceptable

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shaftgoblin — 4/5/2023, 2:23:07 PM

unfunny

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perrin — 4/4/2023, 11:58:59 PM

on one hand it would be cool to have enough followers to be on the explore tab

on the other hand I am currently at 69 followers

therefore I implore any wasteof users who don’t currently follow me to perform one of the following actions:

a) do not follow me in order to keep me at 69 followers

b) follow me en masse and up that number to 420

anything in between is unacceptable

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shaftgoblin — 4/4/2023, 5:58:17 PM
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burrito — 3/29/2023, 2:23:55 AM

bro imagine getting into an argument with a pro geoguessr player on twitter and they reply with a selfie in front of your house

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shaftgoblin — 4/4/2023, 5:42:57 PM

I wish I was still universally hated on this platform that shaft goblin era was awesome

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shaftgoblin — 4/3/2023, 2:46:35 PM

what the fuck

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pewdiepie — 4/2/2023, 1:50:48 AM

haiiiii bros! howaru guys???? :3

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