shaftgoblin

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shaftgoblin — 5/11/2023, 3:13:33 PM

life advice: play pikmin

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mef — 5/10/2023, 3:12:37 PM

life advice: teleport bread

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shaftgoblin — 5/11/2023, 3:12:34 PM

Now that you have freetime you can use it to play pikmin

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wahsp — 5/11/2023, 2:57:27 AM

Had my last exam earlier today and just submitted my last paper

Done with the spring semester and it is such a relief, there were points where I did not know if I would make it

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shaftgoblin — 5/11/2023, 3:10:37 PM

pikmin

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june_ — 5/11/2023, 3:09:59 PM

@shaftgoblin’s pikmin arc is the best thing ive seen on this website, hands down

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shaftgoblin — 5/11/2023, 3:10:24 PM

did you guys know its called pikmin because they’re little men that you pick

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shaftgoblin — 5/11/2023, 3:09:36 PM

Pikmin, objectively, is a generally important game to have

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allyz — 5/10/2023, 4:24:01 PM

soap, objectively, is generally an important commodity to have

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shaftgoblin — 5/11/2023, 3:08:56 PM

reminds me of how my army of pikmin grows in the game pikmin

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allyz — 5/8/2023, 4:07:11 PM

the stuffed animal army grows :)

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shaftgoblin — 5/11/2023, 3:08:00 PM

pikmin isnt getting old I could play it all day every day for ten whole years

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allyz — 5/9/2023, 4:05:23 PM

having one of my fellow sports coaches make a “honey where’s my super suit???” joke and none of the students understanding the reference was truly a humbling experience. we are getting old

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shaftgoblin — 5/11/2023, 3:07:24 PM

go on a pikmin date

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wahsp — 5/4/2023, 1:43:37 PM

the discord name change thing is a bit sad cause three years ago someone asked me for my details and I claimed to forget the four numbers so I could get a phone number instead

I still happen to be dating that person

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shaftgoblin — 5/11/2023, 3:06:59 PM

shouldve been playing pikmin instead of drawing that

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wombat — 5/10/2023, 9:36:10 PM

my cool umbrella

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shaftgoblin — 5/11/2023, 3:06:30 PM

should be playing pikmin

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radi8 — 5/6/2023, 9:07:25 PM

we got two trophies, rocket league and super smash bros

(we made history!)

:DDD

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shaftgoblin — 5/11/2023, 3:06:06 PM

follow me if you love pikmin this is a pikmin fan account i love pikmin

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shaftgoblin — 5/11/2023, 3:00:44 PM

sorry i was having trouble sleewping last night so I went on a walk

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burrito — 5/11/2023, 3:36:34 AM

Sleeping with your windows open is cool until a FAMILY OF 5 FREAKING FOXES moves into the backyard and they make weird noises all night while the dogs bark at it and sounds like an entire bus full of kindergartners is being mauled by a pack of Rottweilers outside my window at 3 in the morning

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shaftgoblin — 5/11/2023, 11:34:26 AM

I think we should take medical care away from a select portion of the population

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dertermenter — 5/10/2023, 2:14:04 PM

Food hot take 6: Brown bread > White bread.

Brown bread keeps you fuller for longer, is more firm, has a better texture and is overall better.

White bread is only better in hot sandwiches (toasties/grilled cheeses and sausage/bacon sandwiches)

Sourdough bread is also overrated and worse than both!

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shaftgoblin — 5/11/2023, 11:32:09 AM

reply to get told something that is not true

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shaftgoblin — 5/9/2023, 5:04:15 PM

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burrito — 5/3/2023, 10:57:38 AM

I just woke up from the most vivid dream that red lobster completely switched years and started selling PLANES. Exclusively aviation-related vehicles for the purpose of human consumption. You could just go in there and order a Cessna 172 or something and then they would give it to you and you could eat it. I remember when I woke up I legitimately hallucinated the feeling of hot air balloon basket in my mouth and the taste lingered for like 5 minutes.

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