salad beta

salad — 1/26/2026, 1:21:33 AM

😂

salad — 1/26/2026, 1:05:04 AM

i never claimed to be good + you lost :mock:

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real_diddykong — 1/26/2026, 12:38:22 AM

salad sucks at smash bros. buddy really spammed kirby’s up B for the entire smashing session

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salad — 1/23/2026, 4:34:01 AM

no,

getting laid = positive; getting off = positive;

and as we know because of the implication two positives makes a negative

#TheoryDisproved

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jeffalo — 1/23/2026, 4:20:40 AM

getting laid is great

getting off is great

so you’d think getting laid off is fantastic.

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salad — 1/21/2026, 5:26:14 AM

i am jacob t. minestra, jr. i live at 85 w bridge street, new hope, pennsylvania, united states 18938

salad — 1/18/2026, 5:36:29 AM

i have started to port all of the unicode showcases to newgrounds

why? because i Feel Like It

i’ll probably do like One or Two a day

see the first One here: https://7s3s.newgrounds.com/news/post/1596076

salad — 1/18/2026, 5:05:36 AM

Unicode Showcase #23

u+1f402

Added in: v6.0 (October 2010)

Ox

🐂

Like and follow for more Unicode!

salad — 1/18/2026, 5:03:38 AM

solution: have shorter legs

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jeffalo — 1/14/2026, 4:37:21 AM

hot take: airlines should either give more space or remove the ability to recline seats in economy class

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salad — 1/8/2026, 9:55:43 PM

What the United States government has come to in only the past year is sickening. Shooting unarmed people who don’t pose a threat to you is next-level fucking batshit insane. This stupid cunt needs to be locked the fuck up for life.

salad — 1/7/2026, 4:33:44 AM

@leaks can we get a fact check

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kiwi — 1/7/2026, 4:30:43 AM

can’t believe my birthday is this year

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salad — 1/7/2026, 3:45:05 AM

Everyone else thinks Maduro looks like Dr. Disrespect too right?

salad — 1/7/2026, 3:43:56 AM

Today, January 6, 2026, we should remember those who were injured or lost their lives 5 years ago during the Capitol Attack.

Fuck those stupid fucking brainwashed dumbass rabid motherfucking mob of pigs who stormed the capitol. Fuck the piece of shit who fucking pardoned them too. They can all lick the crust off my fucking nutsack

salad — 1/4/2026, 6:26:46 AM

1995 was already 12 years ago…

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kiwi — 12/30/2025, 2:42:38 PM

2007 will be my year

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