salad — 1/23/2026, 4:34:01 AM

no,

getting laid = positive; getting off = positive;

and as we know because of the implication two positives makes a negative

#TheoryDisproved

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jeffalo — 1/23/2026, 4:20:40 AM

getting laid is great

getting off is great

so you’d think getting laid off is fantastic.

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