the government doesn’t want you to know this but this glitch also works in the opposite direction: if you go to bed later you can wake up later. highly recommend this variant of the exploit if you’re like me and are most productive at 10:00pm
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new UNPATCHED irl exploit: if you go to sleep earlier you actually can wake up earlier, make sure to exploit this while you can, before it gets patched :>
moderator note: this exploit has recently been patched since the creation of this post, please stop attempting this — it’ll do you no good. (see pull request #28038)
‘tis my birth anniversary, I am no longer a teen
this is the stupidest thing i’ve ever made and that’s saying a lot
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what if ham was spelled like damn
what if ham was spelled like damn
ok why am i just finding out that alan rickman used to be hot when he was younger
i’m so used to seeing him as an old man but goddamn he is fine af in die hard
hey if any of y’all still use Scratch or Bēhance i’d greatly appreciate giving my new project a look, I’ve spent more time than I can track on this ongoing passion project of mine and this is the first major update i’ve shared in over a year. Would appreciate any feedback or comments on it!
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/941283602/
https://www.behance.net/gallery/186935565/Atlantic-Division-Revisted
I am done for the semester but honestly I’m gonna miss just vibing with my friends over the next month, very glad to not have to worry about homework or classes but goddamn do I wish I could simply live here stress free with my friends sometimes
how many owls could you see in a given day before you started to think there’s a problem
like
at what point does it stop being “oh hell. that’s multiple owls today. wack” and start being “what is happening, why are there owls. something is wrong”
the answer for me is like. anywhere from 6 to 13 depending on the context
ok I finished the assignment by 3:00 am and was able to sleep for at least 6 hours afterward, wasn’t too bad at all
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probably gonna end up pulling my first ever all-nighter tonight in order to finish my final project for typography II before class tomorrow
probably gonna end up pulling my first ever all-nighter tonight in order to finish my final project for typography II before class tomorrow
i suppose i am among these exceptionally rare bc i am god tier at both wii sports resort golf and uh um er uh erm i uh
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zylenox is kind of a crazy youtuber because he went from being really good at geometry dash and verifying some of the hardest levels and also creating some of the most famous geometry dash levels ever to completely quitting the game and playing Minecraft where he proceeded to get the RSG world record
it’s rare you find someone who’s that skilled at more than one video game
bold of you to assume i’m having any thoughts regardless of whether or not i’m consuming media
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we’re so terrified of our own thoughts that we drown them out whenever we can.
music or videos or podcasts or tv or social media or other content.
like when was the last time you didn’t have any external stimulation of any kind. like just lost in your own thoughts? probably in the shower, and then you’re back to stimulation 24/7. surely thats a problem???
just a thought
the government’s putting capitalism in the water to turn the friggin frogs gay
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idk what they put in the water during black friday but there's a weird phenomenon where people get the sudden urge to buy a 50 inch tv that they don't need