the government doesn’t want you to know this but this glitch also works in the opposite direction: if you go to bed later you can wake up later. highly recommend this variant of the exploit if you’re like me and are most productive at 10:00pm
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new UNPATCHED irl exploit: if you go to sleep earlier you actually can wake up earlier, make sure to exploit this while you can, before it gets patched :>
moderator note: this exploit has recently been patched since the creation of this post, please stop attempting this — it’ll do you no good. (see pull request #28038)
shhhh