What if lettuce was spelled with 2 c’s and pronounced lé-touchy
I eat oatmeal for breakfast
ok that’s just mean, you should be ashamed of yourself for disrespecting your elders like this smh
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puny mortal, quit inhaling my pixels before you pass out from the massive amounts of clout bozo
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i’d say ratio but you have more scratch clout (scrlout) than me
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When I do it it’s called internet fame
i want to throw ed sheeran into a sinkhole
the inverse of The Cask of Amontillado, Auriali busts out of your walls, insults your family, drinks all of your wine, and leaves without explanation like a true chad
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Hey Vsauce, Auriali here! I am not living in your walls. Or am I?
i’d say ratio but you have more scratch clout (scrlout) than me
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When I do it it’s called internet fame
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when Batman dresses up in all black and goes around punching people it’s considered “heroic” and “vigilante justice where normal law enforcement is ineffective” but when I do it it’s called “unethical” and “grounds for assault charges”
when Batman dresses up in all black and goes around punching people it’s considered “heroic” and “vigilante justice where normal law enforcement is ineffective” but when I do it it’s called “unethical” and “grounds for assault charges”
this is a cry for help, i am too distracted screaming into the void to do homework
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wasteof.money more like wasteof.mytime heyo
wasteof.money more like wasteof.mytime heyo
@jeffalo what is this site’s policy on swearing
two days later, my obituary appears in the local newspaper
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“I sure hope nobody has poisoned this yogurt,” I reassuringly proclaim to the rest of the dairy aisle as I place the tub into my cart
“I sure hope nobody has poisoned this yogurt,” I reassuringly proclaim to the rest of the dairy aisle as I place the tub into my cart
burrito and sean can relate amirite
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god my back hurts from carrying the weight of scratch’s comedic efforts